by Phil Geusz
©2008 Phil Geusz
Editors note: The author would like to thank Fox Cutter for the title to this story.
-= 1 =-
In some things, the secret to success is pure timing.
I didnt have much use for chink-shops. Still, they could be fun sometimes. I was just shooting up a bunch of T-Men as Pretty Boy Floyd when Peckerhead came and knocked on my cell door. Its time, Gade.
Sheee-it! I murmured, killing the holo-sim. I was just about to kill Melvin Purvis and win it all; wasnt that a helluva time to have to go to work? But schedules were schedules, and I was the one who was always bitching about how things needed to happen as planned. American Crimelord was a great chinkgame, yes. But not worth screwing up a real job over.
Peckerhead smiled knowingly as I emerged from the holocell, but the expression faded when he saw the ice in my eyes. He and I might be cool when it came time to sit around and talk shit, but right now business was calling. He knew by now that I didnt take any crap from anyone when it came time for business. Not even him. Weiners already inside, he explained as he fell in alongside me. And Romeos found us a ride.
I nodded as we left the chinkshop and swung out onto Ninth Street. There wasnt much traffic on Ninth. Not for cars, of course. But I looked anyway, to make sure the Ninth Street Avengers were still hanging tight with me. It was habit, was all; Sammy cut them in on everything he did, and I was sort of counting on their help later in the day. But one could never be too sure about these things. I scanned the street twice for their watchman before picking out Doolies tall, thin greyhound-morph form leaning so close up against an old telephone pole that he seemed to blend into it. He was a good watchman, honest and true both to his masters and to everyone else he dealt with. It was a dog thing, I supposed. Dogs never had trouble finding work. I nodded slightly as our eyes met, and he even smiled a little. I was glad that I was cool with the Avengers; if Doolie ever decided he didnt like me, I wouldnt last long.
For that matter, so long as you were cool with the Avengers, you didnt have shit else to worry about so long as you were in their territory. No one dared fuck with you or yours; anyone who even thought about doing that kind of shit without the Avengers blessing would likely as not end up frozen to the sidewalk some cold morning with their balls stuffed down their throat. The Avengers territory was rich; there were two little stores in it that sold food and shit, plus the chinkshop, a little nightclub, and even (of all things!) an actual doctors office. There wasnt another gang half so well off anywhere that I knew of. That was why Sammy stayed cool with them, where he could have paid anyone. He only dealt with quality.
Romeo was just around the corner on Pine Street, leaning up against a lamppost and trying to look as lean and hard as Doolie. He wasnt very good at it, though; like all of us rabbits, he was short and tubby and not very big in the arms and shoulders. Dogs had been gengineered to fight; we rabbits had been designed to shut up and perform stoop-labor without making any trouble about it. I smirked at the thought; the whole fuckin world knew how that one had come out! Gade, Romeo greeted me, nodding slightly. He was shivering a bit, like he always did when the shit was about to hit the fan. My friend thrived on action.
You got something for me? I asked, smiling. I liked Romeo, even though he was a hopeless pincushion and wasted all of his take buying more shit. So long as he wasnt stuck too bad, you could count on him all the way to the fucking hilt.
He nodded. I do, he answered, a little formally. Its an old four-door beater, but the motors good enough. Parked just outside the grocery store, where you wanted it to be. He smiled again. The owners a fat norm pawnbroker.
My eyes lit up. Id do what I had to do regardless, but a fat norm pawnbroker was about as good as it got. He stole from us furs every fucking day of the week; why shouldnt we take him for a little ride in return? Way cool! I answered. You got your jack?
He smiled, then pulled a little black box about halfway out of his pants pockets. Always.
Outstanding, I answered. Id been a little worried; Romeo never settled on which car to steal until the very last minute. It wouldve been annoying, except that he always had about a million good reasons for being so picky. Then I turned to Peckerhead. And you say Weiners already inside? Thats for sure?
Oh, yeah! my number-two man agreed, nodding hard.
I nodded back. Peckerhead was valuable for many reasons, but the most important was that he had a legitimate job Outside as a parking lot attendant. It was all just bullshit, really; he didnt make hardly anything at all at it. But bullshit or no, it gave him plenty of time to just sit and look around and pay attention to shit without anyone noticing anything strange about it.
Leaving the Zone was a snap; Sammy made up fake work-passes for us whenever we needed them, no questions asked. So long as we wore cheapshit work clothes and kept our eyes low and subservient, no one ever gave us any crap. We hit the gates right at shift-change time, merging in with the workers headed out to work legitimate gigs as maids, gardeners, factory-slaves, and all the other low-class jobs the norms were too fucking good to do for themselves. Theyd tried to make us work for free, once upon a timefucking owned us! But then we went apeshit on them one fine June morning, and ever since theyd come to understand that they didnt own quite as much of us as they thought they had. My mother and father had been among the leaders, in charge of our whole city. Like most of their peers, they didnt survive the experience. I couldnt even remember them, Id been so little. Because of what theyd done, though, the furs always gave me a little extra respect. Which was plenty cool by me.
Down that way, Gade, Romeo whispered in my ear. The blue one.
Right, I agreed. There was a big police-snake wrapped around the traffic signal
at the corner, its ugly four-camera head taking in everything around it. The fuckers carried microphones, too, and Sammy had warned me since I was little that they could hear a gnat fart. Police-snakes were harder than shit to fox, which left only one viable alternative. I felt inside my jacket; the packets were still there, all right. Id only checked about a million times. Then I looked at my watch; everything was cool. Were on, I confirmed.
I didnt know who or what monitored the police snakes; it wasnt important, so Id never bothered to find out. What I did know, however, was that the things defended themselves with tasers. They wouldnt be a problem. Keeping our eyes low and servile, Peckerhead and I let Romeo fall back a little ways, so that hed be right alongside his targeted car when we put in the fix.
Move! I ordered, my voice clear and calm like it always was at moments like these. With a single fluid motion, we pulled out our cable-guns
and instantly the snake came to life. Freeze! it ordered, the blue lights mounted on its head suddenly flashing. You are
But it never finished. As one we fired at the sewer lid almost under our feet. By the time the snakes taser-darts hit us, the superconductors in our ordinary-looking clothing were so firmly grounded that all the electricity in the North American power grid couldnt touch us. Sure, the darts stung. But who gave a shit about that, so long as we were still up and about?
You are the snake repeated, but I wasnt having any of it. I fired my cable-gun again, this time grounding the body of the snake itself so that it couldnt shock me directly. Then I pulled out three stickybags full of Sammys best home-made thermite and slapped them onto the snakes body. The last one I flung up as high as I could; it stuck just below the head.
Were in! Romeo cried out just as I punched my detonator-remote. Sammy mixed his explosives in several different ways; this batch was intended to ignite rather than blow up. Still, the shit burned damn fast, and the snake was deader than fuck before Peckerhead and I had dashed the few steps back to our stolen ride.
Those snakes cost, like, a bajillion dollars, Romeo observed as he plugged his jack into the cars diagnostic socket. Multicolored lights flashed on the dashboard as the onboard computer fought and lost its last battle, then everything went green and Romeo was in charge. He powered us up, then eased us into the traffic lane and around the remains of the police snake, which was now little more than a pile of molten metal melting its way deep into the asphalt. Youd think itd be cheaper if they just let us have the fuckin car!
Heh! Peckerhead agreed. Then he pulled out a stick and injected himself. Thats for the shakes, Gade, he explained before I could object. Im hurtin, man!
I frowned, but said nothing. Pecker and Romeo were both pincushions, and that was that. Theyd be hooked until the shit eventually killed them. Which was just as well, I supposed. If they hadnt needed the money for drugs, they probably wouldnt be desperate enough to help me pull off these crazy jobs. Besides, what the fuck else was there in this messed-up world for furs like them? Id have been a pincushion myself, most likely, if Sammy hadnt been shooting me up with counters every week since I was almost a baby. Counters were nasty; if someone taking them tried to shoot up with stick, he got sicker than hell. Not that I ever found out for myself. Sammy pulled samples too, and told me the first time I came up dirty hed put me out in the cold. That was too terrible to even think about! And besides, stick didnt look so cool anymore. In fact, I was beginning to think you had to be a hugely stupid motherfucker to even try the shit.
All three of us kept a close lookout as we cruised through NormTown, though we didnt see a thing. A police-beetle screamed towards the grave of its brother-in-arms, but it didnt even glance at us. Taking down a beetle was a lot harder than burning a snake; it took either serious firepower or else a lot of preplanning. By five-thirty we were sitting two blocks away from Universal Check-Cashing, an outfit Id been casing for weeks. It was Friday, and the place was swamped with just-paid furs and even a few norms either so fucking broke or so fucking desperate or so fucking stupid that theyd willingly pay ten percent for cash now, where any sane person would open up a bank account and then get to keep it all when the check cleared on Wednesday. I maybe felt a little sorry for them anyway, even though I knew that most of them were hurting because of stick or liquor or gambling or too much time in the chinkshop. They were victims, in the greater scheme of things.
But the owner of the check-cashing place Who felt sorry for him? Certainly not me!
Weiners inside for sure, Peckerhead offered, even though I hadnt asked. I watched our friend carry the bag in.
I nodded; Weiner was a tiny fuck, one the smallest bunnies Id ever known. He stood only about two feet high, and his back was hunched so that he had to get around on all fours. Sammy told me once that he was a throwback, a partial reversion to the original rabbit-form, and hed made me read a big, thick book on gengineering. But unlike most throwbacks, Weiners mind was fine. Or at least his mind was fine when it wasnt all whacked out. He used way too damn much stick. In fact, Id had to put an entire unused stick in the suitcase with him to make sure he wouldnt go into withdrawal before the time was right. Weiner was the weakest spot in the whole plan, but what could I do? Where else was I gonna find a two-foot-tall quadrupedal bunny willing to sit in a rented locker all day and wait? Especially one that was also the slickest, fastest, best escape-artist Id ever seen?
Suddenly an alarm bell rang. This is it! I said, even though I didnt need to. It was as if a switch had been flipped in the stolen car; suddenly we were all business.
Yeah, Romeo agreed, his ears rising in interest despite himself. Normally Romeo was a honey-brown color, but hed dyed himself black for this job. Me and Peckerhead had too, though I rather hoped that we hadnt missed as many spots on the backs of our ears as he had. The bell rang and rang, and gradually the slow, dull-witted check-cashers began to grasp the fact that something was wrong. Their heads swung about uneasily, and those equipped with mobile ears raised them. Then, suddenly, there was a swirl in the crowd that I knew was Weiner, down on all fours and carrying a moneybag of some kind or another in his mouth. Sure enough, an instant after the swirl passed through a bunch of guard-dogs appeared, brandishing blast-rifles and looking pissed. I smiled to myself. As small and low and chase-smart as he was, Weinerd never offer a rifleman a clear line of fire. Whoeverd set up Universals security hadnt considered the possibility of an inside job by a tiny, fast-moving quadruped, and who could blame them?
Then things started to go wrong. Another uniformed guard-dog emerged, this one a greyhound like Doolie back with the Avengers. Greyhound-morphs had been cooked up specifically to hunt down us rabbits; this was bad news indeed. Shit! Romeo observed.
I frowned, too. We hadnt known that Universal had a greyhound on staff; it would be just our fucking luck if this was his first day. Still, Id considered the possibility. Weiners goddamn fast, I pointed out. Hell make it this far.
Maybe, Peckerhead replied. He leaned forward a little. Be a helluva show if he gets caught.
I curled my lips in disgust; Peckerhead enjoyed blood vids, and was a big fangfight fan. It was unusual for a rabbit to develop a carnivores taste for gore, but somehow hed managed.
There! Romeo observed as Weiner leapt extra-high over a car, eyes wide in terror and green cash-bag clamped tightly in his teeth. He couldnt have any idea how much money hed stolen; the bag might contain twenties or fifties or even just blank accounting-slips meant for the bookies who always could be found at check-cashing places. His part of the operation was simply to break out of his locker and grab whatever he thought he could get away with. Though, of course, the more he stole, the more hed be allowed to keep.
And there! Peckerhead added, pointing at the big greyhound as it vaulted over the same car, perhaps a second behind our friend.
Hell make it, I declared, a bit more confidently than I felt. I rolled down the cars window and hung my head out. Id have exactly one, and only one, chance to pull this off.
Sure enough, here came Weiner exactly according to plan and schedule, barreling down the narrow sidewalk for all he was worth. Obediently he dropped his bag right under my door
and then, instantly, I threw said door wide-open right into the path of the greyhound!
Wham! The dog slammed into the door like the end of the world, full-bore and headfirst, then dropped to the concrete without so much as a whimper. The impact slammed the door shut again, hard. So I re-opened it and scooped up the loot as Weiner, blown and exhausted, doubled back and hopped in alongside me.
All right! Peckerhead exulted as he slapped his wheezing friend on the back. All right!
Romeo was smiling too as he powered up the car and got ready to pull out into traffic. But, of course, he didnt move us an inch. For the real game was only just beginning. Itd taken me weeks to plan this job, and Sammyd sunk a lot of resources into it as well. My cohorts might be perfectly happy with a quarter-share of a bag that might or might not be filled with cash in return for so much risk and toil, but I certainly wasnt.
Not when there were far more valuable items at hand for the taking.
Id chosen our waiting-spot very carefully indeed; while the check-cashing guards might guess that there was a getaway car involved, we were far enough away that they could only guess which one of dozens we might be waiting in. Even more, their building was brightly-lit, while we were lurking in the shadows. On top of that, the theft had been a small one, relatively speaking. It wouldnt make sense to denude the main treasure of most of its guards in order to chase a single cash-bag. So, as anticipated, no one else followed to support the greyhound, who now lay unconscious amid his widely-scattered teeth. Instead, like anyone else would do, they waited for the police-snake at the intersection to come to life and call for backup. Its blue lights had long-since turned themselves on, and the beast was even now tracking bunny-spoor down the sidewalk.
Come on I whispered under my breath. It was very hard indeed to just sit and wait at the scene of a crime, instead of fleeing as my lapine ancestors had for so many thousands of generations before me. Come on
Then it happened. The same police-beetle that had been investigating the death of the snake wed killed earlier came roaring up. Because wed left it only a few blocks away, it was the first responder, and even more importantly it was traveling all by itself, along a predictable route. Romeo mightve been a pincushion, but he could drive like a motherfucker. The car had been waiting in reverse-gear for over a minute; now he goosed the throttle and rammed us bass-ackwards into the speeding beetle. Wham! The impact was a lot worse than when the dog hit the door; Id been worried that wed be knocked silly. But Sammy had predicted thered be no problem, and as always he was right. Little Weiner was thrown pretty hard, but he didnt give a shit. All he cared about was the fresh stick waiting for him in the floorboards.
Instead of stopping after hitting the beetle, Romeo kept his foot mashed flat to the floor so that, skidding and protesting all the way, the beetle was forced out of the street and down the alley across the way. The car steered funny with the beetle locked to its bumper, but somehow Romeo managed, only striking the wall a couple of glancing blows along the way. The alley was a dead-end, and as instructed my driver rammed the beetle into the wall hard at the end, kicking up a shower of sparks that I hoped was the nasty things primary batteries shorting out.
All right! I declared, hopping out and lighting my minitorch. Now was my time. The turret was trying to deploy, though the mechanism was too fucked up from the collision for it to operate, again just as planned. Beetles werent armored, though I hadnt a clue as to why not; if Id designed the fuckers, they sure as hell wouldve been! So it took only a few seconds to slice open the sheet metal and access the innards of the beast. There were five black boxes, just as Sammy had told me thered be. With a quick snip-snip, they became mine. Then, I slashed through the gun-mount and tipped the whole thing over on top of the stolen cars ruined trunk, then tack-welded it into place. People would notice, yes. But we had less than a mile to go before we hit the river, and with any luck even the police-snakes wouldnt be able to do anything more than watch us race by and ram through the barbed-wire. Once we got there, the Ninth Street Avengers would be waiting for us with open arms. Sammy could make cheap-shit stenguns all day long, sure enough. But a police-issue machine-cannon, that was another story entirely! This was worth all the time, risk, and effort wed poured into the operation, and more. Not a tiny bag of maybe-cash.
All right! I declared one last time as I hopped back into the half-ruined getaway car and slapped the dashboard. If this piece of shitll just get us back to the Zone, you guys can party all fucking week long, my treat!
-= 2 =-
If Id been stupid the way most criminals are stupid, I wouldnt have gone home and cleaned the black dye out of my fur before going out to party. Peckerhead, Weiner and Romeo might or might not have figured out to wash up on their own, they being a notch or two above average despite the stick-thing, but I made damn sure they knew what to do regardless. The Zone was too dangerous and expensive to be worth policing as a general rule, but that didnt mean there wouldnt be any heat. Or snitches, for that matter. The cops tended to sit up and take notice when machine-cannons went missing, especially when it was the law enforcement community you lifted them from in the first place. The government wasnt barred from policing a Zone, Sammy had explained to me more than once. But they werent obliged to do so. Auto-cannon theft was precisely the kind of thing that might make the fat cats reconsider their cost/benefit ratios.
So, instead of going straight out onto the dance floor when I passed through the front door of The Warrens, I turned right, smiled up at the armed feline guard that stood on watch twenty-four/seven, and went all the way down to the very end of the long corridor, past the little private rooms that the nightclub often rented out to those blessed with heavy wallets. The hallway made a sharp left turn at its terminus, and there was red line painted on the floor. A little sign posted there promised mayhem and worse to anyone who passed that point; it emphasized the point with a little skull-and-crossbones. Sammy had an autosecure system set up there, salvaged and modified from an obsolete-model police snake. It was programmed to let me pass, and in truth I didnt even think about the system anymore except when I had to step over a body to get where I was going. Sammy was a stand-up guy, for the most part. But he didnt fuck around regarding security, and who could blame him? He owned the biggest gold mine in the Zone. Or maybe he was the biggest gold mine; I never could quite decide.
The hallway soon became a flight of downward-leading stairs. I stopped on the seventh one and bounced up and down twice in place to activate the hidden switch. I had to be really careful about that, as one bounce would set off every alarm and booby-trap in the universe, while three times was the signal that Id led someone home under duress. There was a loud click, and then the stair-tread behind me rose, revealing Sammys carefully-camouflaged lair.
Simeon! he greeted me, looking up from his workbench. The Ninth Street Avengers had delivered his new toy and, predictably, it was already half-disassembled. Im so glad youre home! His smile widened. Excellent work, son! Magnificent, even! Im so proud!
I shouldnt have felt the way I did about Sammy. He wasnt my real dad, after all. And, he made me do all kinds of embarrassing shit like go to school and read books and exercise. He was even a fucking norm, one of the handful that still lived in the Zone. I had every reason to resent the shit out of him. But, somehow, what Sammy thought mattered a lot, deep-down. I felt my ear-linings darken in the lapine equivalent of a blush. I planned it, like, forever. It was supposed to go well.
Ha! Sammy answered, lowering his head so as to peer at me over the top of his granny-glasses. He wasnt only a Norm, but an old one as well. His hair was almost half gray. He wore it long, in a ponytail, and a big bushy beard besides. It was a fine, successful operation, Simeon. He patted his new cannon lovingly. Ive been wanting one of these for years.
I sighed and shook my head as I walked across Sammys work area and back to the little room I called my own. Not that it was much of a room; our hidey-hole had once been a public fallout shelter, and whoeverd designed it hadnt been much for interior walls. Id made myself an enclosure out of empty crates, then hung a curtain across the entrance for privacy. The stacks didnt reach all the way to the ceiling, so every time Sammy used a power-tool the racket was enough to wake the dead. It was still better then his own little bunk-area, however, and he never complained even though we were perpetually short on floor space.
Our lair was close enough to the edge of the Zone to have running water; Sammyd tapped a main years ago for both us and the nightclub, and the resulting flow helped pay our rent. So I was able to take as long as I needed in the shower getting the black dye out of my fur. It was pretty nasty shit. Sammy made it from a recipe in one of his books. But it would wash out if encouraged enough. At least I had plenty of soap to help me; my friends probably didnt, and I couldnt imagine what they must be going through. Plus I even had a working blow-dryer! I was King Shit by Zone standards, I supposed. Which made me the biggest loser in the universe, compared to most norms Outside. They all had yachts, I mused as I ran the hot air back and forth over myself. The dryer always made me sleepy and thoughtful. Yachts that they raced back and forth over lakes so pretty I still half-believed the pictures were fake, lined with big trees and birds that sang real honest-to-god songs instead of just shitting all over the
done yet, Simeon? Sammy was asking from the other side of my curtain, I suddenly realized. We need to talk some more.
I sighed and turned off the dryer. Try though I might, Id never been able to get Sammy to call me Gade. He didnt seem to like my nickname; when my friends used it in front of him, sometimes his face even screwed up a little. Sure. What about?
This, he answered, pulling aside my curtain and laying my essay on the desk hed scrounged for me so long ago I could hardly remember not having it. He frowned, and fingered the numerous red ink marks on the cover page. Son, I know youve been busy on the job
Jesus! I complained, looking up towards heaven. What the fuck do you want out of me, Sammy? Im the best jobber youve got, and we both damn well know it. Plus, I aint so bad with the shop equipment, either. Even you say so! Im pulling my weight. When are you gonna stop treating me like a baby?
Not so bad with the shop equipment, Sammy corrected me, and I rolled my eyes in pain. Not so bad. He scowled. Look. I know youve got to learn to survive on the street. You have to, being who and what you are. So, you cant help but pick up the mindset. But, I keep telling you Theres so much more out there!
I looked down at my much marked-up essay; it was about the cultural impact of the Industrial Revolution on western civilization. There aint another bunny in the Zone gotta do that shit! I protested.
There aint another bunny in the Zone couldve planned and pulled off that job today, either. Dont you think that just maybe the one might have something to do with the other? Sammy suddenly frowned. Isnt another bunny, rather. Now youve got me doing it!
I smiled despite myself, then Sammy did too. He shook his head. Look, Simeon. Maybe I am asking too much. But He met my eyes. Tell me you didnt enjoy doing the research for this paper.
I looked away. That part, I admitted, was fun.
Sammy smiled. Yep. I thought so. And, for all the crappy grammar, you didnt do a bad job. I especially liked how you compared the Uprising to the general European social upheaval of 1848. He tilted his head to one side. That was good, Simeon.
I felt my ears blush again. They both had lotsa causes, I explained. Too many to really understand. And both of them pretty much went nowhere, in the greater scheme of things.
Maybe nowhere, maybe not, Sammy answered, not specifying which revolution he was referring to. Then he shrugged. Anyway, if youd use proper grammar, youd really be somewhere. Well ahead of most kids your age, certainly. Far ahead, even.
I looked away. Why should I talk shit, just cause all you Norms do?
Sammy sighed and looked away. There is that, I suppose. From your point of view. Then he picked up the report and tossed it into my lap. You get an A for content, an A for reasoning skills, and a D for grammar. Try not to use the word fuck anymore in formal writing. All right, Simeon? Can you at least give me that much?
I rolled my eyes, then looked down at my feet. Id done it quite deliberately, of course. The mangled sentences, too. As Sammy knew perfectly well. Itd seemed cool at the time. But now Yes, sir.
Sammy smiled then and everything seemed all better, just like it always had since I was little. He reached out and tousled my ears, something that Id pull a shiv over if anyone else tried it. Im glad to hear it, son. The worlds done nothing but piss on you from before the day you were born, so it stands to reason that theres going to be a few rough spots in your character. But still Your parents were something special, Simeon. Every day, you remind me more and more of them. He turned to leave. Theyd be proud, son. Of both the report and the job so well done. Why dont you take the weekend off? All work and no play makes Simeon a dull bunny, after all.
-= 3 =-
A whole weekend off! Id intended to take a break anyway, but this was even better than Id expected. Planning a job was hard work, and the essay hadnt been any cakewalk, either. None of my friends ever worked so hard at anything; most of them, in fact, thought I was out of my fuckin mind not to party more, as rich as I was compared to them. Life was short, they kept telling me, and it wasnt gonna stop raining shit anytime soon in the Zone. So why shouldnt I spend more time being happy and living large?
Even just a year or two ago, that line had sounded pretty convincing. All the really cool people went for it, to one degree or another, and bought the stick that I now understood was what was really being sold. And, sure enough, one by one they turned thin and sickly and brittle-furred. They even quit growing, which was all the more tragic for us rabbits given that we were so small to start with. The users might live large, but they wouldnt live long. Sammy claimed that the stick dealers were even bigger Enemies of the People than the Imperialist norms outside the Zone, but he didnt dare lift a finger against them. They were entrenched too deeply into the Zones power-structure and economy. Even the Ninth Street Avengers, if forced to choose between Sammy and stick, would choose the needle every time. Sammy paid well, but they needed drugs.
Since I didnt do the pincushion thing, that left me exactly one way to have a good time. It was almost nine before I made my way up the back stairs and back into The Warrens, which meant that things were only just getting started. Our neighborhood was made up mostly of rabbit-folk, so the band played heavy-beat Hop music of the kind we lapines mostly liked. The Rope was working guard duty; he took a moment to smile at me as I eased past him and out onto the dance floor, white fangs flashing in his dark face. I kinda liked The Rope, even though he wasnt half so smart as he thought he was. He read a few books now and then, and therefore knew a little bit about a few things. Wed talk, and Id begin to believe that just maybe I mightve found someone besides Sammy who might actually have heard of, for example, the Revolutions of 1848. But then hed say something incredifuckingly stupid, and make himself look like a total idiot. Tonight was to be no exception. Adolph Hitler did too kill George Washington! he declared in-between wanding guests and collecting cover charges. He had to raise his voice to do it; the music was loud, loud, loud, just the way I liked it. Youre full of shit, Gade! I read about it when I was little! In a picture book!
Probably a picture book starring Superman, I decided for about the thousandth time as I smiled back and shook my head in a friendly way. The Rope meant well, I knew. And, by Zone standards he was a friggin genius, just by being literate. But in his mental universe the Pyramids were built by the UFO-men and the Declaration of Independence was being signed at about the same time as the Jews were dying in Dachau. And what the fuck could you do with someone like that? Give him a brainless job wanding-down drug-dealers and their wannabees, I supposed, at shit wages in a crappy Zone-club, with no future and no hope of things ever getting any better, while all the time he insisted that he was the only one that knew the true way of things. And what was really a heartbreaker was that his was among the best minds the Zone had to offer!
Hey! Its the Gade! a new voice interrupted. Without my even noticing, Spunk, whose birth-name had been George, had eased up on my right. He was a sneaky one, Spunk was; most of the time, my survival instincts wouldve warned me before he was within striking range. Not that I was afraid of little Spunk shanking me or anything; far from it! Wed played together when we were little. And besides, he didnt have a tenth the balls itd take. Sammy wouldnt be happy if anything bad happened to me, not happy at all!
Georgie! I replied, smiling and slapping my long-ago friend on the back. It was cool to call someone by their real name sometimes if youd known them when they were little. Howre they hangin, rabbit-brother mine?
Im keepin on keepin on, he replied easily from behind his thick, dark glasses. He wore them inside, I knew, because eventually stick made a users eyes overly sensitive to light. In the latter stages of the addiction, that was. When death wasnt just a distant theoretical possibility anymore. His smile intensified. I hear the Renegade scored big today!
I pressed my lips together and looked away. On the one hand, Spunk might simply be taking a friendly interest in the exploits of an old friend. But, on the other, he had to pay for his stick somehow. And information was always good currency. Would a hurting doper sell out an old friend for his next fix? Fuck, yes! Coldly and without hesitation. Stick was nasty shit! Maybe, I answered, shrugging and turning towards the dance floor.
Aw, come on! Spunk replied. I hear you scored heavy, man! Biggest fucking haul in years! Direct from the pigs to Sammys garage!
I kept walking, but Spunk didnt get the hint. Was it an autocannon? he demanded. Then his eyes narrowed and he asked the important question, the one that told me for sure that he wasnt my friend anymore. Whos Sammy gonna sell it to? The Avengers?
That was quite enough. I stopped cold right on the edge of the floor, then reached into my pocket and pulled out a single five-credit coin. Here! I declared, throwing it down on the floor. It rolled, and behind the dark glasses I watched Spunks eyes follow it greedily. Go buy your fix, and get the fuck outta my life. He went scampering after the coin, as intently as a hungry puppy pursues his dam, all thoughts of me and the autocannon forgotten. Then I turned towards the big table near the center of the room, where all the big stick players hung out. They wore gold in their noses and ears, and no one ever, ever fucked with them. I dont speak for Sammy, I explained, raising my voice so that everyone in the place could hear. No one speaks for Sammy but himself. If youve got any more shit-for-brains questions, why not come and ask them to my face?
Suddenly The Warrens was filled with dead silence. Then Growly, the biggest stick player of them all, nodded slightly. As if the gesture were a command, the band struck up once again, the colored lights whirled, and everything went on just as it always had.
Except, of course, for the fact that from that moment forward, I could feel Growlys eyes boring hard into the back of my neck. He didnt look away for an instant.
-= 4 =-
If Growly was gonna sit and bore eyeholes though me, then I figured at least I oughta give him something interesting to look at while he did so. He was trying to intimidate me; the best way to counter that was to dance like hell.
So I did. No one really knows why it is that we anthro-rabbits so love to dance together, but the urge is almost universal. Sammy told me once that he thought it might be because we were originally gengineered to assemble things in factories, and that therefore the designers made us love to move together in a synchronized manner. Or maybe theyd redesigned us to dance instead of craving continual physical contact with each other; real bunnies spend half their lives snuggled up into little balls together, and that wasnt any way to run a profitable business. It didnt matter to me; all that I cared about was that it was Friday night, the Hop beat was grooving, and a good three dozen fellow bunnies were out on the dance floor formed up into three regimented lines, shaking tail to the music.
Norms and felines and just about all the other sapient species that enjoy music tend to pair off in couples to dance, but we rabbits were wired differently. Like all other bucks, I couldnt even get a hard-on unless a doe was putting out the right pheromones, and said does were gengineered in such a way that they wouldnt ever come into season unless they took special pills for a week ahead of time. That was to help keep the breeding programs on-track back in the days when wed been owned, so that throwbacks like Weiner, even if not culled outright, wouldnt ever sire or bear young. Does usually littered two or three offspring at a time, and it was a hard pull indeed to simultaneously feed so many extra mouths in a place like the Zone, all the more so because most of us males tended not to give a shit about our kids. So does didnt drug-up very often, and as a result sex wasnt nearly as much an issue in our lives as it was for felines, canines, and perhaps especially norms. And, therefore, we danced in large groups instead of pairs.
The floor wasnt particularly crowded, so I choose a spot near the end of the front line, where I could keep my back turned to Growly while still allowing him to watch me really, really close. I dont give a flying fuck what you think, my choice of floor space declared, and Im not in the least bit scared of you, either. The band was playing Hard Times, which was really popular just then, and I felt my body twist and writhe to the powerful beat.
Hard times comin
You gotta be sure
Hard times comin
Find you the cure
Some rabbits prefer to dance choreographed steps, and I have to admit that the results can often be quite impressive. But we rabbits didnt dance to impress others, or at least I sure as fuck didnt. Instead I danced because I had to, because there was something inside always straining to get out that I couldnt give vent to any other way. Everyone else was doing a little hop every time the lyrics said Hardthat part of the dance was communal, the part we needed each other for. There was a cream-colored doe with chocolate paws and eartips dancing next to me; she wore a printed t-shirt that said Stew me! on it. Her hips were swaying easily to the song, and she was snapping her head hard first to the left and then to the right on every second beat. I decided to elaborate and build on her pattern, stamping first one foot and then the other as she snapped her head. Meanwhile, on the other side of me a buck about my size wearing the gold finery of a successful stick dealer decided to stamp his feet too, but on the opposite beats. The dancers writhed, the music thumped along, colored lights flashed. Everything was shaping up splendidly.
Then, right on cue, the beat sped up and the music intensified.
Hard times suck but happen alla time!
Hard times for evryone till we all die!
Hard times laughin at all that we try!
Hard times makin us live lives of crime!
That was more like it! As one, we danced harder and hopped higher.
Hard times comin to those whod live free
Hard times promisd to both you and me
Hard times livin at the fuckin norms knee
Hard times all that anybody can see
I liked this song, I decided, as I poured my soul into the dance steps. My stamps became high kicks, my arm-motions angry punches, as all the while my midsection swayed back and forth with the powerful backbeat. All too soon, it was over.
Hard times thrivin inside every Zone
Hard times growin til the whole world blows!
Yeah! I cried out at the last angry note of the song, just like every other bunny on the dance floor. We ended up turned every which way, but it so happened that the next-door doe and I ended up facing each other, arms in so close to the same positions that we might almost have been looking into mirrors. She and I both ear-blushed, then looked away from each other.
Yo! a new voice interrupted me. It was Gash, Growlys number-one bag-man, whod been waiting patiently for the music to end. Being a leopard, he wouldnt be caught dead dancing with us bunnies. You got a minute? The sets over, and my boss wants to have a little talk-talk with you.
Sure enough, the band was shutting down for a break. I shook my head and sighed, then looked at the doe. Im just warming up! I complained.
She shrugged. They played ten nonstop. What more can you ask? The rest of us are ready for a break, too. Then she smiled. Youre good!
I felt a little tingle somewhere inside of me; it represented, I was quite certain, a tiny fragment of normal romantic functionality that somehow the gengineers had missed. Im Gade, I explained, holding out a friendly hand for her to shake. And youre pretty good yourself.
Im Fina, she answered, looking away. Her fur was warm, and soft.
Then Gash cleared his throat. Its not every day that the Boss decides to apologize to someone, he pointed out.
Alright, already! I protested, giving Finas hand a little extra squeeze so as the drag out the moment a little longer. Go tell Growly Ill be right there.
Finas eyes widened at the mention of the tigers name. Growly? she observed as Gash disappeared. The big-time dealer? Growlys going to apologize? To you?
I ear-blushed again. Ive got friends, is all.
Right, she agreed, pulling her hand back. Then her golden-brown eyes narrowed. Sure. Youve got friends. She rose up on her tiptoes and examined me with care. Are you with the Avengers? Or maybe the West End Skullfuckers? I cant imagine who else Growly might apologize to. Wheres your tattoos? And piercings?
Nowhere, I answered. Im not with any of them.
Her eyebrows rose, though clearly she didnt believe me. Really?
Really, I assured her, looking deep into her eyes.
Huh! she answered, looking confused. Then she smiled. Well, youd better be going. And Ive places I need to be myself. Do you come here often?
Every day, I assured her. I live downstairs.
Her eyebrows rose again; not many bunnies could afford to live in such a classy place. Well, she said slowly. Im new. And I expect Ill be around. Bye!
-= 5 =-
It took me a long time to figure out why the big cats and even a few dogs hung out at The Warrens. They didnt particularly like the music, or at least not that I knew of, and their social structures werent geared towards activities like group dancing. All they ever did was sit or lie around half-naked on heavily-upholstered lounge chairs and couches, hardly moving. They could just as easily have done that at home and saved themselves the cover charge, Id thought when I was still little. Then I found out that the big cats were originally gengineered as exotic sex toys, and the whole thing came together for me. Especially once I realized that it was almost always the cats who rented out the private rooms. They werent just lying around; they were displaying themselves. And, they did it at The Warrens because it was pretty much the only game in town. There simply werent enough cats to support a nightclub of their own. Besides, what was the point of extreme vanity if there were no lesser beings around to look down upon?
Growly was getting a massage from a tigress when I finally arrived, the sort of slow, sensuous kneading that only felines indulged in. The masseuse was collared, like everyone had been back when wed been slaves, and her jade-green pupils were the tiny pinpoints that marked a serious stick high. The cats sold sex as well as drugs, and clearly this female was one of Growlys call girls. One of the more expensive ones as well, most likely. All big cats were beautiful; even The Rope, a black jaguar, was drop-dead handsome in his dark, unadorned way. But the tigers and leopards and cheetahs and such, with their intricate markings and lean, super-athlete builds Fina, the doe Id just been dancing with, was dumpy and pedestrian by any reasonable comparison; we rabbits had been bred to work, after all, not play. Not for the first time, I sighed and cursed my bad luck at having been born a rabbit, instead of a privileged norm or sexy, virile cat.
Growly didnt seem to notice me at first; his eyes didnt open at my approach, and his hooker-masseuse did nothing to let him know that Id answered his summons. But, eventually, he purred. Mmm, Gade! Its a rough life, but someone has to live it. Right?
I smiled despite myself; Growly was a murderous drug-dealing bastard, but in his own way he had style. He had a sense of pride in himself, a trait shared by far too few others in the Zone. It was part of why I was more than a little afraid of him. I guess, I replied, not committing myself.
Sit down, he directed me, gesturing languidly. Instantly a chair appeared, and I did as I was told. Care for a drink? A little something to touch yourself up?
To be touched up meant to be stuck. No, I answered, crossing my arms defensively. Not my bag.
Smart kid, Growly observed. We already knew that about you, though. Then the cat-man waved his hand again, and instantly the massage ceased. He rolled himself into a sitting position; it was like watching quicksilver flow. Then he smacked his lips a time or two and licked his nose. Be a doll, he ordered his girl. Leave us alone for a bit.
The collared masseuse sort of half-curtsied, then vanished back towards one of the private rooms. So did the rest of Growlys retinue. Then we sat in silence for a time, watching the band drift back towards the stage. I was just starting to become uncomfortable with how things were dragging on when Growly finally spoke.
Im sorry, kid, he began. You were right to be pissed off at me for sending an old-time buddy to pump you. He shook his head sadly. You deserve more respect than that.
If Growly expected an answer, I didnt know what it might be. Sammy claimed that in tough situations silence usually worked as well as anything, so I just sat and watched the drummer as he set himself up to play again.
Eventually, the tiger continued. That was a world-class job you pulled off today, Gade. I dont know of anyone else who couldve come close, even with the Wizards help. The Wizard was Sammy, of course. Only furs usually had nicknames; once again, Growly was trying to show respect by treating my mentor as if he were a true brother. The tiger reached down and picked up a glass of something that looked expensive, then raised it to me. Salute!
I felt my ears darkening. It wasnt much, I answered, shrugging. Not in the greater scheme of things.
Growly smiled, exposing his huge yellow fangs. Maybe not much to you, he observed. Because theres so many greater things still in store for you in the future. But, from where a simple man of the street like me stands, it was a helluva thing.
I sighed and looked away. Growly, you can save your line of shit for someone else, if youd like. I honestly dont know why Sammy wanted an autocannon so bad, or what hes gonna use it for. Thats the simple truth.
The tiger-man nodded, not taking offense. Hes a wily one, the Wizard. Hasta be, or hed have found an unpleasant end a very long time ago. Growly sipped at his drink. But, look at things from my point of view. A man in my position needs to know certain things. He met my eyes. Like, who holds the heavy firepower.
I blinked, but said nothing.
Order is a very important thing, Gade, Growly explained as if to a child. Without order, there can be no structured society. No one can work or buy or sell or even cash their welfare checks. And then wheres an honest businessman like me? He smiled, then nodded towards the rabbits who were lining up for the next dance. Order is what makes civilized life possible, in the Zone or out. Its worth far more than gold. Or even than any one mans life.
Sammys not stupid, I answered eventually. You just said that yourself. Then I lowered my ears and narrowed my eyes. And he doesnt like being threatened, either.
No, hes not stupid, Growly answered, smile gone. Absofuckinglutely, hes not stupid. The tiger looked away and sighed, the sound a massive rumble in his huge chest. Its the damnedest thing, how people tend to drop dead once the Wizards taken a dislike to them. They get sick, strange accidents befall them, sometimes they even get shot in the middle of the night when nobody can see shit. No, Sammys not stupid. He sighed again. Which is why Im taking such an interest here, Gade. I mean, if he doesnt want a war, then why did he want that cannon so bad? If he does want a fight, then against who and why? My interests might be affected, you see. Or, if he just needs money Suddenly Growly was as cold as ice again. Ill pay for that cannon, Gade. Pay a lot. More than anyone else can. Just to preserve the social order, for the good of everyone. His whiskers twitched, then he winked. Ill even throw in a commission for you. My girl? The one that was just here? I saw how you were looking at her. Make this deal happen, and you can have her all you want, whenever you want. Full-time, if it suits you. He leaned forward, bringing his face close to mine. We can even make her smell right for you. You poor de-balled rabbit bastards! You dont know what youre missing!
-= 6 =-
Sammy was already asleep when I got back home. I almost woke him up to let him know what Growly had said to me, but by the time I came staggering in he was snoring like hell. Id stayed for two more dance sets, just to send the tiger-man the message that what he thought about things wasnt all that important to Sammy and me, even if it wasnt quite true. Not looking scared was half the battle, Id learned young. I didnt dance very well, though. No matter how hard I tried, I kept wondering what Sammy really did want the autocannon for. He wasnt obliged to let me in on everything. In fact, most likely this was something he wanted to protect me from. But still
Well, a guy just had to wonder.
The cannon was still set up on the main workbench; I had to pass within touching distance of the thing in order to get to my bedroom anyway, so it wasnt any big deal for me to rise up onto my toes and give it a good looking-over along the way. It was a rotary job, with six barrels and a big electric motor to keep the thing turning. Most automatics, like the stenguns Sammy made to sell to the gangs, tapped the power of the exploding powder charge to strip out the expended brass and feed a new cartridge. This meant that all the ammunition had to be of very nearly the same power and operate at the same pressure, or else the gun would jam. A rotary, however, could fire anything from blanks to armor-piercing rounds without missing a beat, in any mixture one cared to feed it. It was therefore far more versatile. The cannon had been armed with fifteen-millimeter general-purpose soft nose rounds when I stole it; the casings were long and evil-looking things, and I shuddered to imagine what the projectiles wouldve done to our getaway car if wed given the beetle time to fire. The reserve magazine contained tear gas rounds; tracers designed to scare the hell out of everyone in the neighborhood if fired at night; explosive rounds intended not to destroy things via their bursting charge but, rather, to transform themselves into harmless powder upon impact so that they wouldnt hurt anything behind their target; and even a small clip full of armor-piercers that must have been included in the standard mix just in case we furs suddenly began pulling main battle tanks out of our asses. Sammy could never recreate the specialty rounds, I knew. Not with the tooling we had on hand. But already hed turned out a very nice fifteen-millimeter brass cartridge case with a small primer-pocket to match the ones we used for the stengun ammo, and the CAD machine was loaded up with specs for a soft nose bullet to match. I picked up one of the armor-piercing rounds and pursed my lips. They looked simple enough to emulate as well, but in this case looks were deceiving. The anti-tank projectiles were made of something very hard, saboted down to a sub-caliber, and probably propelled to an ungodly velocity by a specialized propellant formula that had taken a chemical engineer supported by a fully-equipped lab months to create. So, tempting though it might be to try, I decided that manufacturing more AP rounds was probably out of the question. Besides, it was hard to imagine what anyone might actually need such firepower for, in the Zone at least. The autocannon could piss out soft noses like water from a firehose, and that ought to be plenty good enough for anything Sammy and I might ever need to deal with. And more!
Which was exactly what was bothering me, of course. Growly had got me to thinking, and I wasnt coming up with any good answers. I shook my head and sighed, then turned to the big gun rack on the wall. Sammy usually kept a fully-loaded stengun there at all times; just now there were four, his emergency standby and threehe always made stens in sets of three to save timeready for sale to pay our bills. The stens were crude, ugly things, and by no accident at all they always fell apart after a couple hundred rounds. All they were really good for was spraying general areas. But, hanging just above the stens, were Sammys real weapons, the pride and joy of a master machinist. He had a machine-pistol he wore under his coat that could group a dozen sten-rounds inside an inch at fifty yards, and a scoped automatic rifle that could do the same at a hundred. Deadliest of all was an antique big-game rifle fitted with a night-vision outfit. Sammy could kill a man-sized target nearly halfway across the Zone with the thing, or so he claimed, without anyone having more than the vaguest idea of where the shot might have come from. So long as you only fire once, hed explained to me back when I was learning to shoot, theyll never locate you in time to do anything really dangerous. Not that this advice was of any immediate practical value to me; the weapon was so big and heavy I couldnt even hold it up to my shoulder. But soon after, Sammyd built the auto-rifle. The infrared system also snapped onto it, and that gun fit me just fine
Also hanging on the rack was an old zip-gun, the kind of thing Sammyd used to sell when I was just little. It was made of pipe, used a nail for a firing pin, and was so primitive that it didnt even look like a gun. You loaded it by taking it apart, and fired it by banging on the nail with a rock or something. Back in the day, Sammyd sold a crapload of the things. But then someone on the other end of the Zone had started making them too, and things got kind of deadly for a while. Eventually Sammy won, but to do it hed been forced to begin making and selling stens to the gangs who took up his side, so that theyd have an edge. And, of course, after that he could never go back; his customers would never again settle for anything less than full-auto. Still, the zips were cool for booby-traps, all the more so because they looked like pieces of scrap-pipe. So, we always kept one or two on hand to meet lifes little challenges. I sighed and shook my head again. Sammy and I were, like, the best-armed pair in the whole fuckin Zone, and probably for a long way beyond it. We didnt need a fuckin autocannon, or at least we didnt need one that I could see. Nor were we in terrible need of money, not from Growly or anyone else. So, why had I risked so much to get us one?
Sner-er-er-erk! Sammy snored, half waking himself and then rolling over on his side. He had a plan, I knew. Sammy always had a plan, worked out twelve steps ahead and with every contingency considered. That was what made him so dangerous, Id long since decided. Sure, the guns and poisons and shit helped. But it was his brain that made everyone else in the Zone tremble. In the end, that was why I kept on studying and shit. Because I could see that it paid off, in spades. And I was doing all right, I supposed.
But if I was so fucking smart, then why couldnt I figure out what we needed a goddamn cannon for?
-= 7 =-
Saturday morning I almost went to the chinkshop. Sammy was no miser; hed paid me very well indeed for my work the day before, so I had plenty to spend. And there was no doubting that I wanted to get back to American Gangster. Id killed Purvis before, yes, but never so quickly. Besides, he was an ugly fuck. Or in the game he was, at least. He stank too, even worse than Sammy did. Almost every young male fur I knew played American Gangster, and the one universal constant was how bad we all hated Melvin Purvis. He was every norm whod ever cheated us, stole from us, fucked with our heads. But, of course, it was the norms who made the game and sold it to us for twice as much an hour as any other chinksession with less than a XXX rating.
I probably would have gone to the chinkshop, if I hadnt thought about my fresh-earned money all getting funneled right back into norm pockets, just as surely as if I were patronizing a pawnbroker or buying stick or doing any of the other stupid shit we furs kept doing that held us down in the Zone, too broke to ever leave, too dumb to do anything about it, and too fucked in the head to much care. But, what else was there to do, besides hanging around, shooting the shit, and drinking or drugging ones self into zombiedom?
Not much, I decided after standing outside The Warrens for a couple minutes, watching my breath make little puffs of mist in the cold air. A front had come through while I was sleeping, and it felt like it was going to snow. Back when I was little, snow had been cool. Sammy and I had made snowmen out in the alley, thrown snowballs at each other Hed even made me a little sled and let me go racing down Ninth Street after an ice storm once, guarded every foot of the way by the eternally vigilant Avengers. The sled was still in the storeroom somewhere
Then I scowled, pulled my worn-out overcoat close around me, and turned towards Mrs. Rudders Academy like I did every other goddamn Saturday morning of my life. It was lame, it was boring, it was totally uncool. But what the hell else was there to do?
Mrs. Rudder ran her Academy out of the basement of the old Tenth Street Methodist Church building. It hadnt been a church in a very long time, but was still a very impressive place regardless. The steeple was the highest point for blocks in all directions. This created an ideal vantage point for an Avenger lookout, and one was on duty there pretty much around the clock. It was natural, therefore, that they should take over the rest of the building, as well. The front of the place was the most heavily-tagged place in the Zonethere wasnt a square inch of surface area that wasnt done up in arcane neon-hued symbology. And, of course, two guards shivered atop the stairs. Gade, one of them greeted me respectfully as I climbed the steps. He was a feline, but not much bigger than me. His genome had been derived from domestic cat stock. You the man!
Yeah! the other agreed. He was a fellow rabbit, wearing sunglasses. But the lenses werent so dark that I couldnt see he was stuck halfway out of his mind. WayWayWay cool! Then he held up his hand for me to slap in celebration. It was filthy, but I did it anyway. Then, I was inside.
The old church stank the way only a public building that never sees a mop anymore can; if anyone had scrubbed the toilets during my lifetime, it had to have been back before I learned to walk. The restrooms had clogged and clogged again, so many times that the floors were buckled and warped from the continual soakings for many feet around them. But it wasnt just piss and shit that stank the place up; even we furs needed to wash sometimes. Unfortunately, however, the Avengers werent much on that sort of bullshit. Most gang-bangers sprang from the most fractured and dysfunctional families in the Zone. Their parents hadnt washed or used civilized plumbing, so they didnt feel the lack even as the lice crawled through their fur and their teeth rotted out of their heads. The stick killed the discomfort, I supposed. As well as ensuring that things didnt get too bad before the plug was finally pulled. It took years to thoroughly rot out a set of teeth, and stick was lethal enough that most users still didnt need dentures when they passed.
Gade! the Avengers greeted me as I eased me way up the center aisle between the old pews. Most were sleeping or, if not rabbits, screwing. But almost all the conscious ones waved and smiled as I passed. My man! Its the Renegade! I smiled back, but kept my hands firmly in my pockets. I didnt want to encourage any more high-fives. There were diseases present here that no doctor could cure.
Originally the building had been designed with many stairwells, but all of them had collapsed except one. This last holdout was directly behind the altar-curtain, a fact which I hated. The Avengers had many trophy-rooms and places of memory, but this was one of their largest. I wasnt by any means a god-fearing rabbit, yet what the gang-bangers had done to the once-holy place was macabre. One wall was dedicated to the memory of departed comrades. Unlike more conventional memorials, however, this one was festooned with the weapons favored by the dead heroesshivs, zip guns, chains, cruel-looking noodges, even a few axes still covered in dried gore. On the opposite wall was a similar setup, this one of trophies taken from the gangs enemies. And, on the altar itself
I looked away as I passed within five feet of the grisly display. There, lined up in a neat row, were the severed heads of six Skullfucker sub-chieftains unlucky enough to find themselves on the losing end of a rumble. Theyd been pickled or preserved somehow, but the stench was incredible regardless. This was due to a rather quaint Avenger custom. Since the toilets were all broken anyway, the head-display had become the communal urinal.
As always, or at least as always since Id grown up enough to understand how fucked up it really was for the Zones only school to be tucked directly underneath a desecrated church full of murderous substance-abusing psychopaths, I clenched my fists in rage as I descended the steps down to the Academy. It wasnt Mrs. Rudders fault; there werent a lot of places in the Zone where a bunch of kids could be kept at least relatively safe from about a billion different kinds of predators, and even fewer where the rent was low enough for someone like her to be able to pay it. Not that she could swing it on her own; Sammys fingerprints could be found all over the operation, if one knew where to look. The water still worked in this part of the building, for example, and the Avengers never, ever came downstairs, no matter what. Besides, he and Mrs. Rudder were a little sweet on each other. Sometimes she came over to our place, and I had to go dance for a while.
About halfway down the stairs, as always, the whole atmosphere of the place changed. There was a huge fan at the bottom, always turned on, which held most of the stink at bay. All by itself, that helped a lot. But the paint was also fresh and bright, the floor was clean, and there werent piles of used-up sticks lying around all over the place.
Why, Simeon! Mrs. Rudder greeted me as I rounded the corner and entered her classroom. What a pleasant surprise! Sam told me not to expect you today.
He dont know shit, I started to say. But beyond Mrs. Rudder, all clustered together around a single computer terminal, were about a dozen of the richest, luckiest, cleanest, and healthiest children in the Zone. Id once been one of said kids myself, and still felt kind of funny cursing in the presence of my old primary-school teacher. I do have the weekend off, I explained more formally. But
Mrs. Rudder sort of glowed. Wonderful! she repeated. We were just getting ready to enjoy a story together. Would you like to read for us?
Yay! the kids cried out together, swarming over me like a soft, furry wave. They all loved me to death, though I never quite understood why. Perhaps it might have been because I was the only non-norm theyd ever met who already knew the stuff they were struggling to learn and was willing to help them with it instead of laughing in their faces and calling them ugly names and stealing their backpacks?
We read for a couple hours, swapping books around as necessary to allow for the missing pages, so that everyone got to try and read everything. Then we did math, played a dodge-ball game that I had to work very hard at losing, and the school day was over. Mrs. Rudder only taught for a half-day on Friday and Saturday, because the streets got bad early on the weekends. The Avengers might be on the lookout, but they could only do so much. Every year or two Mrs. Rudder would lose a student, and then class would be canceled for about a week while she disappeared to no one knew where to mourn in private. Then shed emerge, haggard and drawn and empty, and once more begin trying to water the endless Sahara of the Zone with the leaky soup-can of her pathetic little school, another piece of her heart gone forever.
Thank you so much, Mrs. Rudder said to me as we cleaned up after class. I was feeding Chucky the Fifth, the class pet. He was a white rat, and far cleaner about his person than most of the furs who lived upstairs. Most animals were, I suspected. Once upon a time Id earned the right to feed Chucky the Third by getting a hundred-percent on a spelling test, and ever since Id still considered it to be my personal privilege.
Not so much fruit! Mrs. Rudder complained, like she always did. Youll spoil him! But, again like always, she indulged me. I was one of her very first Zone students, and the only one that wasnt already on stick, in jail, chilled, or working a brainless, menial, soul-killer of a dead-end job.
Sorry, I answered, not really meaning it.
Its all right. She sighed, then smiled as Chucky chittered happily over his Saturday feast. At least someone in this hellhole is happy.
I shook my head, but said nothing. Eventually, Mrs. Rudder spoke again. I know about the autocannon, Simeon, she said. I cant say that I approve, mind you. But I understand. And, of course, Im glad youre safe.
I looked away, feeling something I hadnt known was hurting ease up a little inside of me. Thank you.
She shook her head again. If only Then she sighed again, and began turning out the Academys lights. But theres no point wishing for that which can never be, is there? Youd think Id eventually learn. Then she headed off to the back room for her coat. Dont leave yet, dear. Id appreciate if you walked me out to the street. One day a week, at least, Im not afraid.
-= 8 =-
Mrs. Rudder had an apartment in one of the big buildings over on Walnut, where a lot of the working furs lived. Like Sammy, she was the only norm in her building. But unlike him, she didnt live in a fortress. What kept her alive, I could only imagine. I didnt have anything else to do, so I walked her all the way home. Duane Generalservices met us at the door and smiled at me, his long fangs standing out against the dark Rottweiler fur of his face. Duane was Mrs. Rudders security guard, most Saturdays. Hed tried to learn to read, my former teacher had told me once, but between the three jobs he worked to keep his family under a decent roof he just hadnt been able to make time. Duane didnt like me very much, probably because I carried myself like an outlaw and had a bad reputation in certain circles. But he also had known my parents, and taken note of how much Mrs. Rudder thought of me. So, his smile was genuine if guarded as he held the door open for his sole norm resident. Hi, Gade! he greeted me. Whats up?
Not much, I allowed, smiling back as best I was able. Duane Generalservices was in my mind representative of a whole class of furs that left me deeply conflicted inside. On the one hand, they were good and decent folks doing their best to raise their families under impossible conditions. Yet, they were also ball-less sheep, bowing and scraping to the norms every chance they got in exchange for whatever crumbs they might be thrown. Duane, for example, hadnt even bothered to change his name after the June Revolution; he still carried that of his one-time corporate owner. My parents hadnt done that; theyd chosen a new surname from among the finest and boldest in the history books, and then named me after its greatest scion. Thus, I was Simeon Bolivar, not Simeon Clevelandlaborsolutions as most certainly would have been the case had Duane been my father. And how fucked up would my head have been then?
With Mrs. Rudder safely back at home, I found myself at loose ends again. I scowled to myself as I walked down Walnut, carefully noting and nodding to each Avenger lookout as I passed by. Sammy made me read three news-sites a week; one of these was geared to norm teens. As near as I could tell from the fucked-up thing, the biggest problem norm kids my age had was too much time on their hands. They filled the empty hours with dances, all kinds of nitpicky talk about music, and most of all trying to decide which kind of expensive shit to rub on their faces. Maybe their faces really did need to have expensive shit rubbed on them; acne looked painful. So that part, at least, I didnt hold against them. But still How much bitching about school did Sammy expect me to read about, when their schools werent hidden under gang-houses and their textbooks werent missing about a dozen pages each? How long did Sammy expect me, an orphan, to listen to the norm kids complain about how their parents didnt buy them the right gifts or let them go to the right parties? And how many pictures did he expect me to look at of spacious, pretty houses maintained by fur gardeners and fur maids, when he and I lived in a fallout shelter under a noisy nightclub with automated machine gunseven worse, automated machine guns that we actually neededfor a security system? Sometimes, especially on Saturdays after school let out for the little ones, it was just too fucking much. Bitch, bitch, bitch all the time, when they lived in fucking heaven!
What did you just say? a voice suddenly demanded.
I was startled out of my reverie. Huh? I demanded intelligently, swinging around to face whoever had snuck up behind me. In my jacket pocket, my fingers sought the special hide-out pistol Sammy had made for me.
But it wasnt necessary. I was just wondering what you were muttering about, with your face all sour, a familiar doe replied, speeding up her pace a little so that we could walk side-by-side. It was tubby little Fina, who Id danced with at The Warrens. I saw you walking Mrs. Rudder to her apartment, so I figured Id come out and say hello. Her head tilted a little to one side. How come you know her?
I smiled a little. Should I tell Fina that my mentor was shagging her? Somehow, it didnt seem like quite the right approach. She used to be my teacher, I explained. I still help her out on Saturdays sometimes.
Wow! the girl-bunny replied, her eyes widening a bit. That is so cool! But Then she stopped in her tracks, so suddenly that I took another full step before I could react. You cant be, she declared.
I felt my eyebrows rise. Cant be who? Or what?
Cant be the same Simeon that Mrs. Rudder is always going on about. So smart, she says one minute, and then so good with the little ones the next. She shook her head. But, youre a criminal!
I laughed, then rocked my head slightly from side to side as I thought about how to answer. Maybe, I replied. The criminal part, I mean. Thats a definite maybe, in fact. But, I have to admit it. Im also Simeon.
Finas reaction surprised me. Her brows lowered, her back straightened, her hands formed fists, and suddenly she was mad as hell at me. Ooo-oh! she complained, putting said fists on her hips. If only Id known!
By now I was starting to grow a little angry myself. Sammy was always cracking wise about how unpredictable the females of all species were; now, for the first time, I was beginning to understand that it wasnt just a dumb joke. What? I demanded. I mean
Oooh! she repeated in a near-snarl. Then the storm was past as if it had never been, and the bunny-girl was walking alongside me again. I work at the school Monday through Friday, Fina explained eventually. Ive only been on the job for two weeks. Saturdays, I help out my sister. Shes got three little bunnies in diapers. And on Sundays, Mrs. Rudder is teaching me to read.
I nodded slowly. Its a good thing to know, I agreed. Then I quoted Sammy. Theres so much more out there, than This.
So Im starting to figure out, Fina agreed. When I turned to face her she was staring at me. Mrs. Rudder says youre the best student she ever had. And, she used to teach norms.
Really? I asked. The last part, at least, was news to me. I felt my ears blushing. It was uncomfortable in the cold. I dont think Im all that smart. Without Sammys help, Id be just another pincushion.
And without my parents, so would I, the doe replied. We both owe so much to others.
Suddenly, I was angry again. Though I wasnt sure quite why. Our whole world is shit, I declared, apropos of nothing. We live out our shitty little lives in a shitty little shithole of a neighborhood. We can dream of breaking out of here, but no one ever really does. Not any of us furs, at least.
Fina shrugged. Theres a few Outside, she countered.
Pampered pets. Still living as slaves, though their chains have been cut for years now. I scowled again.
Not slaves, Fina countered. Servants. And performers.
Slaves in my book. I stopped and sighed, then shook my head. Sorry. Im having a bad day. Seeing those beautiful little kids trying to learn in a place like that
I know, the pudgy doe replied. She was looking at me again, and in some mysterious way her eyes seemed to be penetrating deep inside me. Its a messed-up world. Enough to spoil anyones outlook on life.
Fuckin A, I agreed. Then I realized that somehow wed walked two whole blocks together, and I hadnt noticed. Listen, this is Saturday. It can get pretty ugly hereabouts
Right, Fina agreed, nodding. She had a scar on her face, I realized suddenly. Not a terrible one; her fur nearly concealed it. The wound ran upwards from the left corner of her mouth, almost all the way to her eye. Something had laid her open in a very serious way, at one time or another. Yet, she didnt seem to let it bother her much. I dont even go to The Warrens on Saturday nights, much less down this street. Her right arm jerked, as if shed almost tried to touch me, then changed her mind. Even for a guy, its rough. You sure youll be all right?
I smiled. There isnt a street in the Zone I cant walk down, though its not because Im especially tough. Sure, on some of them I might have to answer a few questions or explain myself, but nobody fucks with me in a serious way. I let my grin widen. I have friends. Like I said last night.
Fina looked away. Clearly, as a general rule, she didnt approve of that sort of friend. Well In that case Ill be heading home now. Sisll be wondering where Im off to. She smiled a little. See you around, Simeon.
See you! I answered reflexively, though I shouldve asked her to call me Gade. People would laugh at me if she ever did that out in front of anyone. Then I stood and watched her as, hands thrust deep into her jacket pockets, Fina turned and headed back towards her home. She was fat, I knew. Very much overweight, even. Her legs were short, by bunny standards, and her face was plain. But her scent was sweet and pure.
I stood and watched her every movement until she turned the corner and vanished from sight.
-= 9 =-
Chestnut Street was one of the most violent places in the entire Zone. Oddly enough, this was a direct result of the fact that a truce had been declared there years back, so that no single gang controlled it between Eighth and Eleventh. The only genuine supermarket in the Zone was located at Ninth and Chestnut. While a few other little grocers were still in business here and there, a lot of the more specialized-diet types couldnt survive without the market. In the early days Joes Superama had been the focus of one bloody battle after another, until the violence grew so bad that Joe shut the place down entirely for two weeks to sort of make a point. Since the major gang leaders at the time had all been of the feline persuasion, and since Joes was the only place that sold stuff palatable to cats, the wars had ended almost overnight. Since then the Avengers territory had steadily grown, largely due to their close association with Sammy, so that Chestnut Street formed a sort of deep salient into their holdings. If the wars ever started again, I reckoned the Avengers could probably seize and hold the area, if they really tried. But itd cost lotsa blood, so much that as yet they hadnt made their move. I wondered how long itd be.
No one had much interest in policing ground that didnt produce revenue, and the Chestnut district was no exception. There were muggers, rapists, and every other kind of two-bit sleazebag aplenty to be found anywhere one might go in the Zone, but it was only near Joes that they operated with impunity, in no fear whatsoever of retaliation from the gangs. Or almost no fear; there were a few ground rules everyone understood. If you fucked with a connected man, for example, you could expect to be fucked with in return, most likely fatally. Friends were friends and blood was blood, even on Chestnut Street. The only people I really had to worry about were either dumbshits too stupid to know who I was, or else a total nutcase. Once, in fact, a nutcase had mugged me. His corpse was found hanging upside down from a lamppost the next morning, with a nail driven into the braincase. That was the Skullfuckers trademark kill. Just in case anyone didnt get the point, a note was pasted to the muggers chest. It read Our respects to Sammy and Gade. And, the next day, my wallet and knife arrived back home, carried through Avenger lines by a heavily escorted Skullfucker courier.
I was still pretty much at loose ends, and had just decided to duck into Joes for something fresh and green when a black-and-white clad rabbit fell in alongside me. Black and white were Skullfucker colors. But I didnt need the hint. Shiv had once attended school with me. Hed been pretty smart, too. Bright enough, in fact, that he was already a sub-chieftain. Gade! he said, sidling in easily alongside me. Two lampposts away I saw an Avenger bunny scowling at us. The Avengers didnt like it when either Sammy or I had dealings with the Skullfuckers. But, what could they do about it?
Shiv, I acknowledged my one-time classmate. Once upon a time, wed read The Jungle Books and many other happy tales together. Hed even visited me a time or two at home, something Sammy never let anyone else do. But, things had changed since then, in a very serious way. In order to become a Skullfucker subchieftain, one had first to kill an enemy in fair fight, then kill another slowly. Mrs. Rudder and I spoke often of her previous students, but neither of us ever, ever mentioned Shiv. Howre they hangin?
He held his hand out to be slapped, and out of politeness I did so. Shiv wasnt as dirty as most gang-bangers. In fact, he was nearly as clean and well-dressed as I was. Nor could I detect any sign of stick about him. This didnt surprise me; hed always been one of the brightest. Real good, Gade, he answered, grinning and putting a little extra swagger into his step as we passed the Avenger. Other than that they ignored each other totally, as Chestnut Street protocol dictated. He smiled, exposing file-pointed incisors. Im making a real name for myself.
Heh! I agreed noncommittally, turning away. Filed teeth were common enough, but it made my head hurt just to look at the nasty things. They werent natural, somehow.
You done good yesterday! Shiv continued, deliberately bumping into me. That was a cool way to, like, slap someone on the back. Jesus fucking Christ almighty, Gade! That took brains and balls both!
I shrugged, not saying anything. It was easy to guess what was coming next. And you want to know what Sammys going to do with the autocannon.
Shiv shrugged. Itd be nice, I admit. But I aint that stupid, Gade. I know you better than that! He deliberately bumped into me again. You and me, were the smartest motherfuckers in the whole fuckin Zone. Except for Sammy, of course.
And Mrs. Rudder, I pointed out.
Cunts dont count. Shiv looked away and scowled, suddenly angry about something. But, in an instant, it passed. So when Zoomo asked me to find out what the fuck, I told him up front that you werent gonna talk. He shrugged. So, Im just here to send Zoomos regards. And to see an old friend.
I looked down at my feet for a time, thinking over my reply. Zoomo was the top Skullfucker, and had been for almost two years. That was a record. Well, I said eventually. Please return my greetings to Zoomo. And tell him that so far as I know, there arent any outstanding grudges.
So far as you know, Shiv answered, eyes narrow.
So far as I know, I repeated, shrugging. Shit, Shiv! Youve met Sammy. Do you think he tells me every fuckin little detail?
Nope, my one-time friend replied, looking off into the distance. Thats part of what makes him such a dangerous motherfucker. He turned back to face me. You know, he said softly. We got along real good when we were little. When you were Simeon, and I was Jeff.
We did, I agreed, refusing eye-contact.
Its kinda sad how weve drifted apart. Shiv sighed, then shook his head. Im movin up fast, Gade. As fast as anyone ever has.
Yeah. It was a flat, noncommittal monosyllable.
Did you ever wonder? he asked after an awkward silence. I mean Youre bitchin, Gade! The only other fuckin rabbit I know that I really respect. You and I, we could
Run the entire Zone together? I asked gently. With an autocannon to back us, of course.
He met my eyes again. Like I said. You aint dumb.
I sighed, then lowered my head and began walking again. Shiv, dont take this wrong, okay? I dont mean any disrespect. But for us to do that, youd hafta waste Zoomo and Id hafta do the same to Sammy. I choked a little on the last part; the words didnt want to come out. Thats what youre suggesting. Isnt it?
Shiv smiled a sad smile. Everyone dies, Gade. It aint no big deal.
Maybe, I answered, turning away. Maybe not. But I just couldnt do it, Shiv. Chill Sammy, that is. Not even for the whole Zone. Not even for a whole universe of Zones.
Shiv smiled again. I expected that, he answered. And, no disrespect is taken. His expression faded. But hes gonna die someday, Gade, even if no one offs him. Hes old; you know it and I know it. So, all Im saying is, maybe you oughta be giving a little thought to your future. About how youre gonna survive without the Wizards magic to protect you. He smiled again. Take your time, friend Renegade. When the day comes, not only will I be there for you, but so will the Skullfuckers. I promise.
-= 10 =-
I ended up not getting any fresh greens after all; once Shiv was done with me I felt sick and cold inside; not at all in the mood for a treat. It was always like that, when I talked to an old friend whod fallen from grace. But this was worse somehow. Because Shiv was right. I wasnt stupid. And Sammy would die someday, no matter what I did. Where the fuck would I be then?
I was feeling low indeed as I reentered Avenger territory and nodded my respects to Doolie, who was back on watch again. The whole world was fucked up, near as I could tell, maybe even more fucked up than itd been back when Mom and Dad and Sammy had engineered the local Uprising together. At least then, we furs hadnt spent half our time wasting each other. We hadnt been filthy and diseased and greedy and allowed so much stick that we rotted our own brains out. Sure, wed been owned, exploited, worked half to death, not permitted even to choose our own mates
But at least we hadnt had to worry about how the fuck we were still supposed be alive five years from now!
I was kind of hoping that Sammy might be at home and working on something when I got back to our little hidey-hole. He didnt mind talking while he was working on shit; in fact, it was the best time to hold a conversation with him. He was always happy when making or fixing something, happy in a way that I sort of envied him. For all the hours I spent with him on the lathe, the drill press, and the tridee alloy printer, I was still only a fraction as good with my hands as my mentor was, and both of us had long since come to appreciate that Id never be his equal. I was reasonably competent; he was a fuckin mechanical genius. It mightve been easier to take, except that no fur had ever proven to be exceptionally gifted with tools, according to my books. Sammyd done his best for me, but even he knew that hed met with only limited success. Apparently, such advanced levels of tool-using skills simply werent in our genes. No matter how many Uprisings there were and how many hours we spent in training, wed never be Wizards. Never, in this one area at least, be the equals of the norms.
Just like I was beginning to suspect that wed never be competent to run our own society, either. Maybe we were better off being owned
There were no less than eight Avengers standing outside The Warrens when I rounded the last corner on my way home. The biggest, baddest Avengers there were, in fact, all of carnivorous stock and wearing coats with bulges about the size of stenguns under them. Stonecolds bodyguard.
I shook my head and thrust my hands deeper into my pockets as I approached the entrance to the nightclub. It still wasnt dark yet, and normally The Warrens would still be pretty much deserted. But there was The Rope, watching the door much earlier than usual. Which made sense, I supposed. Stonecold was Chief of the Avengers, which made him one of the biggest VIPs in the Zone and the target of god-only-knew how many assassination plots at any given moment. He didnt leave his lair often, mostly for this reason. And, of course, god help whoever had the miserable luck to own the building the Chief of the Avengers got whacked in. His successor would make it his first order of business to waste him, along with everyone else who just might maybe have had anything to do with the regicide. It was, after all, the prudent thing to do. Even if he was the one whod arranged the hit in the first place. Maybe especially so, in that case.
The Rope wasnt nearly so cheerful as usual, being surrounded by the most notoriously trigger-happy of all the Avengers. I decided to just keep my cool and act like nothing major was gong down. Heya, Rope! I greeted my friend as I walked up the three concrete steps and across the broad patch of sidewalk that separated The Warrens from the street.
Gade! he greeted me in return, smiling a little despite his nervousness.
Hows it going? I asked the Bengal tiger-morph who was clearly the leader of Stones bodyguard. Is everything cool?
His eyes narrowed a little, but apparently he had his orders. For you, theyre cool, he rumbled, stepping aside just enough for me to edge past him and through the door. For now.
I smiled back, employing my best dopey-harmless-bunny smile. Avenger bodyguards were institutionally paranoid, and about as macho as macho got. They made it a point never to employ a pleasant word when an implied threat would serve just as well. So, I didnt take it personally.
Two and two had come together for me almost from the moment Id realized who the bodyguards were. So, I wasnt at all surprised to find another pair of Avengers halfway down the little hallway that led to my home. They had their orders too; as I approached they stood up a little straighter and reached under their coats. My own hands had long since left my pockets; I kept them well away from my sides as I eased my way down the corridor. Heya! I greeted them, still smiling my dopey-smile. Im just trying to go home, guys.
Stop right there, Gade, one of them directed. Youre carrying, and we know it. It aint personal, and theres no outstanding grudges. But weve got orders.
I smiled a little wider. If Stone was downstairs chatting with Sammy in his innermost lair, as I figured just about had to be the case, then my little handgun was about the last thing his bodyguards shouldve been worried about. My mentor could hold off a fuckin army down there, and that was before hed scored the autocannon. Stone was a fly trapped in a technological spider web, guards or no, and hed leave alive only by my mentors sufferance. But, there wasnt any point rubbing it in. So, instead of bitching, I just nodded. Right, I agreed, sounding as reasonable as possible. Then, moving very slowly, I pulled a little datapad out of my pants pocket. Ive got homework to do, I explained. Would you mind if I sat here to do it?
The guards looked at each other, then one of them shrugged. Fuck if I care. Just dont do anything stupid.
I smiled again. Despite all their protests to the contrary, reading and writing were a little magical to the average gang-banger. Mysterious, in other words, and interesting. The fact was, they wanted to watch. So I sort of slid my back down the wall, turned on my pad
and pressed my head firm up against the heater vent, so that my sensitive ears could pick up every word of the secret discussion going on down below.
-= 11 =-
here you are rattling on about elections and governments and shit again, Stone was complaining as I settled in and turned on my datapad. One of my defaults was to the New York Times; I chose it to impress the guards, since there were usually both pictures and a lot of fine print. They wouldnt notice that I wasnt actually turning pages. They probably werent even aware that I was supposed to. Aint you learned nothin, Wizard? I was around for the Uprising too, you know. That shit just dont fly.
There was a long pause; in my minds eye it was easy to picture gray-bearded Sammy looking off into the distance, the way he always did when he was really thinking about something. Its got to fly, he answered eventually. Look, Stone. For almost fifteen years now, the norms have held off. Theyve let us try and work this shit out on our own, because they figured that all they could do by sticking their noses into our business was fuck things up even worse.
Theyre goddamn right about that! a new voice interjected. It was Growly, the drug dealer! What was he doing down there?
Its whats always happened before to us norms, you see. Whenever weve tried to fix societies that we werent actually part of. In fact history is mostly just a series of His voice trailed off, then he sighed. What did Growly and Stonecold understand of history? Anyway, it just doesnt work when we try to fix things up for people, instead of helping them help themselves. And, the norms Outside know they fucked up royally by making you guys slaves to begin with. They feel bad about it, even today. So, theyve been patient.
They charge us taxes, Stonecold complained.
Only for earnings outside the Zone, Sammy countered. Inside, weve got full autonomy. That was the deal, for every Zone in the world. But that was only supposed to be a first step. We were supposed to elect leaders, you see. Form a government. Pass laws that suited the unique needs of our culture. Build our own schools, police our own streets. All that shit.
We did elect people, Growly pointed out. Hell, I campaigned for the Bolivars myself. Donated money, even back then when I was still just a small-time nobody. But, they got whacked the first time they tried to enforce a law that pissed someone off.
A law that pissed you off, I didnt say aloud. My mother and father had tried to outlaw or at least regulate stick. And, theyd died for it. Just like all the leaders in all the other Zones had either died or turned into crimelords themselves.
And we never held another election, Sammy agreed. Because we couldnt. The Provisional Police broke up into armed mobs, then unarmed mobs when the ammo ran out. You were one of them, Stone. It was all clubs and knives there, for a while. Sammy sighed again. Ah, the good old days!
Heh! Stonecold snorted. Then you turned as rotten as any of the rest of us, Wizard. Maybe even rottener. His tone turned icy. You picked and chose who got the best guns, and charged us every cent we could possibly pay for them.
So Im not entitled to a living? Sammy demanded, his own voice hardening. What the fuck is this, Stone? Its not like you havent made out pretty goddamned well, considering. Or you either, Growl. You want to try and manufacture your own fucking guns?
Easy there, Wizard, Growly interjected, his voice warm and reasonable. Youve got our full respect, mine and Stones both. There was a brief pause, and I could imagine the gang leader and the big drug-dealing lion exchanging an icy glare. You had to help keep order. There has to be order, after all. I was just explaining that to Gade last night, when I was congratulating him on his take. Helluva kid, he is. His parentsd be proud.
You stay the hell away from Simeon, Sammy growled. Both of you. Thats part of our standing deal.
Whatever, Growly replied. I was just trying to show my respect, was all. There was another short pause. Wizard, you cant protect him forever. You gotta know that. Hes bright, sharp, and able as hell. I could offer him a real future, if youd let me.
Me too, Stone added. Id give him a squad from day one, just for what he pulled off yesterday alone. Maybe even a platoon. His voice darkened again. One of his best friends is a Skull, though.
You stay the fuck away, Sammy repeated, though less angrily this time. And let me worry about his future. There was another pause. Not that theres going to be much of a future for any of us, if we dont get our shit together here. Like I said, the norms wont wait forever.
So whatre they going to do? Growly demanded. Try and police the Zone, with every fur hating them more than anything in the universe? I still remember some tricks from the Uprising, by God! Itd never work!
Anything they did would just make us hate them that much more, Stone agreed. Last time, we won. If they want a rematch, well just have to fuck em again. Right up the ass!
Sammy sighed. Its not that simple. We dont live in a vacuum, here. Theres all kinds of shit you havent considered.
Like? Growly demanded.
Disease, for one, my mentor explained. You guys are part-human, and some of the shit you get sick with can spread to norms. The sewer systems are about shot; in some places, they already are shot. Were fucking up the norms water, in a very dangerous way.
How so? Stone demanded. Whats us being sick got to do with anyone else?
There was a long, long silence. It matters, Sammy said eventually. Trust me. It matters a lot, and the norms know it. Then theres the crime outside the Zone. The norms dont like the stick trade; its illegal to make the shit. But, furs pay so high for it that the some people see the risk as worth taking anyway. Your suppliers, Growly.
Business is fucking business! the lion countered.
Theyre getting so rich theyre buying the judges, and corrupting the whole society. You think youre in the money? You oughta see their bank balances! Norms dont like having their judges bought and sold, Growly. They dont care for it very much at all. And then theres the other crime all around the Zone, the break-ins and burglaries and such. Were dragging property values down all around us; every Zone in the world is, and the total cost is probably in the tens of billions. Enough, Id say, that eventually some norms going to decide its time to do something about it. More likely sooner than later.
Shit! Stone objected. First you send Gade out to jack a gun from the pigs of all people, then you bitch about too much Outside crime! Aint that a motherfucker?
Youre talking out of both sides of your mouth, Wizard, Growly agreed.
Maybe, Sammy agreed. But I need that cannon.
Why? Growly demanded, his voice filled with anguish. What in the name of God for?
To make the elections happen, he explained patiently.
But the lion-man objected. I mean
We dont want no fuckin elections! Stone protested. Theyd fuck everything up!
How unfortunate, Sammy observed. How very unfortunate indeed.
-= 12 =-
I wouldnt have thought that jack-shit was wrong, if all Id had to go by was Growlys and Stonecolds departure. Or at least I wouldnt have until I made it downstairs. The two Zone crimelords seemed even more pleased than usual to see me; Growly asked me to read a few lines from the Times aloud to him, then he and Stone laughed and patted me on the head as if I were only half my true age. You keep that shit up, Growly directed, nodding at my datapad. Itll pay off for you someday.
Sammy wasnt in nearly such a good mood. He was mad as hell, in fact, though clearly not at me. When I came through the door he was drinking a cup of coffee and glaring down at his workbench, where the single prototype autocannon shell hed completed sat waiting to be tested.
Hi, I greeted him, knowing better than to say much more. When Sammy was glaring, as a rule, it was best not to bother him.
But this time was an exception, it seemed. Hi, yourself! he greeted me, forcing a smile. Sammy looked very tired, I realized suddenly. The lines on his face were a lot deeper than theyd been when I was little. And his eyes seemed almost to have a sort of film over them. Whatcha been up to?
I shrugged, then went to the refrigerator and poured myself some juice. Sammy didnt like juice; he bought the stuff just for me. Nothing much, really. I helped out at the school a little bit.
My mentors face brightened a little. Hows Alice?
Good. I walked her home. Then I shrugged again. Other than that, not much. I looked Sammy in the eye. Though, everyone and their brother wants to know what the fuck about your new toy.
Sammy smiled. It made him look a little better, though the lines were still plenty deep. Aint that the truth! He sipped a little coffee before speaking again, then picked up his prototype shell and toyed with it absently. Thats what Growly and Stone were just here about.
I nodded. Growly asked me about it last night. I almost woke you up to tell you.
You should have woken me up, Sammy corrected me. Though its not any big deal.
I shrugged. And Shiv hit me up about it today. On behalf of the Skulls.
Of course, they would Jeffrey to see you, Sammy agreed, looking off into the distance.
I pressed my lips together, deciding whether or not to say any more. Then, I realized that I had to. Sammy needed to know this kind of shit, to help keep us both alive. He suggested that he and I could take over the whole Zone, with that cannon. If we wasted you and Zoomo, that is.
Ha! Sammy replied, slapping his knee. I knew it! Even way back when! Suddenly he was grinning like a little boy. Then, his expression faded, and he looked deep into my eyes. Could you, Simeon? Theoretically, I mean. After all, I reckon that if you were actually going to do me, you wouldnt have given me any warning.
I smiled back, then looked off into the distance to think. Maybe, I allowed. Itd take some planning.
His eyes narrowed, like they always did when he was serious about something. How?
Well I can run the machines, right? But Im still not you. So Id have to time things carefully. Youre the one that always scores the raw materials; I dont know where or how you get them. Id have to chill you when weve got plenty of stengun makings in stock, and worry about making new connections later.
Right, he agreed, nodding.
Then I paused and thought some more. The Skulls arent nearly as strong as the Avengers. Id have to fix that, probably even before Shiv wasted Zoomo. The best way to do it would be to hook them up with all the minor outfits. I wriggled my nose furiously.
Good, Sammy continued, nodding again.
To make that happen Well, the only way I can think of would be for the Avengers to threaten them somehow. Threaten them hard, in a way that no one else could tolerate. Also, that way the Skulls and whoever would have to immediately rally behind a new leader when Zoomo met with his accident; they wouldnt have the time or space to fuck around with internal power struggles. Itd be mostly up to Shiv to see that he became the leader in question; I dunno much about Skull politics. But, my moneyd be on him. Hes smart, all right.
Sammy shook his head. Damn, kid! Youre growing up! He smiled again. Go on; Im fascinated.
So, I continued. Thats the tipping point. Id have to see to it that the Avengers got fucked somehow, right at the critical moment; bad ammo, maybe. Or, more likely, make em all gather together in one place and hose em down with the cannon. Thats one deadly motherfucker, Id imagine. I shook my head sadly. Jesus! Itd fuckin slaughter them! We could hunt down the rest and kill them one by one after that, whenever we liked.
Thatd be that, Sammy agreed, looking at me strangely. You and Jeffrey running it all. And probably no one else with enough balls to take the two of you on for twenty, maybe even thirty years after such a bloodbath. People dont forget shit on that sort of scale very quick.
I shrugged again, then sipped at my juice. Its just like planning out a job, I explained. Except of course that Id never I mean Im not sure just how it happened, but suddenly Sammy and I were hugging like I was a little kid again. And I was crying, too. Both of us were.
I know, Sammy answered, his voice soft and calm. I know. There was a long, warm silence, then Sammy spoke again. Im so proud of you, Simeon. Youve worked hard, grown up straight and tall, and fulfilled every last one of my hopes and dreams for you. Youre tough and smart and strong. Exactly whats needed here and now. He pulled away and looked into my eyes again. And just a wee bit ruthless, as well. Which is all to the good in someone like you. His smile grew very cold, despite the tears.
Its what your parents lacked, you see.
-= 13 =-
Theoretically I had Sunday off, too. But, I didnt feel much like doing anything. Sammy turned in early, so I did too. When I woke up, he wasnt anywhere to be seen in our living area. So, I checked back in the storage room. And there he was, about waist-deep in his latest project. Simeon! he greeted me, looking a lot better than he had after meeting with Stone and Growly. Im so glad youre up! Come here and hold this for me, will you?
I wasnt half-awake yet, and still hadnt drunk a glass of water. But, I didnt even think of protesting. Because what Sammy wanted me to hold in place for him was a piece of armor plate. And, what he wanted to do while I held it was weld it to the absofuckinglutely coolest thing Id ever seen in my life.
It was a sort of mini-tank!
Ill be right there! I declared, practically jumping through my own asshole, I was so eager to get involved. What an awesome setup! Years ago, back when Id been little, hed bought a little earthmoving tractor-thingie from someone whod lifted it Outside. Id played on it for hours at a stretch, once upon a time, climbing all over the thing and tugging at the levers that made the blade go up and down. Sammyd salvaged the heavy-duty battery-pack out of it for something or other, and I thought that was all he wanted from it. But now there were new batteries mounted on the back, the blade had become one of several pieces of armor-plating
and there was a spindle on top that looked to me as if it just might accept the autocannon!
Holy shit! I gushed as Sammys welder snapped and spat. I mean
Heh! the Wizard laughed. Ive named her The Arsenal of Democracy. Aint she a thing of beauty?
Jesus! I muttered as Sammy shut down his torch and lifted his face-mask. His armoring-job was clearly improvised; the tanks left side, for example, was shaped differently than the right because it was made of rusty old I-beams instead of concrete-filled pipe sections, like the right. But good god, did the result look wicked!
You get in and then raise the blade, Sammy explained. That closes everything off.
I nodded, having already figured that out.
The biggest problem is that I cant get a full three-sixty traverse on the autocannon, he continued. Itll only bear forward. Though, through a fairly large arc. He smiled. The less people that know about that, the better. Im gonna make it look like itll spin freely.
Right, I agreed. Then, I shook my head and turned to face my friend. Theres no way you just pulled this design out of your ass. And half the parts are premade. Youve been planning this shit for years. Havent you?
Guilty, he answered, teeth flashing white through his long, gray beard. Guilty as fuck, in fact. Been looking forward to seeing it come together, too. Then he frowned. Though, Im having trouble with the secondaries.
Secondaries? I asked.
Stenguns, he explained. To cover the blind areas. So people cant just walk up and crawl all over the hull. I cant quite figure out the best places for them. He sighed. When youre driving one of these things, Simeon, a Molotov cocktail can ruin your whole day.
I shook my head. Here I was on a lazy Sunday morning, still in my underwear, helping to build an honest-to-god tank! Judging by the Outside teen magazine Sammy made me read, most norm kids my age were either spending the morning watching holovid with their kid brothers or else taking tennis lessons. Life in the Zone might be a buncha shit some ways, but at least it was interesting! You, I said slowly, shaking my head, are bugfuck nuts.
Oh, yes! Sammy agreed, smiling and nodding and the happiest Id seen him in years. Of course! Then he lifted the welding mask all the way off of his head. Why else would I spend my life doing this shit? Come on, Simeon. Its past breakfast time, and I havent eaten yet either. Lets go take a break.
-= 14 =-
Like so many other projects before it, the tank pretty much took over our lives for a little while. Sammy didnt sleep very well, so there wasnt any telling what hour of the day or night he might be found out working in the storage area, happy as a clam. He was considerate about it, working on quiet stuff like wiring while I was asleep, so that I didnt have anything to bitch about. But, there wasnt any doubt that he was serious as fuck about what he was doing. Except for required reading, which I took care of during those few times when I was awake and Sammy wasnt, my schoolwork was suspended so that I could help. I spent twelve, fourteen, even sixteen hours a day welding, testing circuits, and hacking some of the simpler software. Rather to my surprise, my friend didnt double-check much of my work, unless I told him Id had problems. Shit, Simeon, he protested the first time I asked him to look over one of my circuits. Youre plenty good at that kind of thing. If you say it works, thats fine by me. That kind of scared me a little; the circuit in question was for a rear-view video backup feed. If it ever failed at just the wrong moment, it could get people killed. So Id gulped and double-checked it myself, half proud of lack of oversight but half frightened as well.
It worked just fine. Like most of my circuits did nowadays. Almost as many of them, in fact, as when Sammy himself worked on them.
Towards the end of the project, things got kind of rough for Sammy. He had plenty of other shit to do besides build a tank; he always took care of all the supply work, for example, from replacement grinding wheels to the daily fresh produce that kept me running. Hed always pushed himself as if he were one of his machines, but this time he went a little too far. One day when I woke up I couldnt find him anywhere. He was still in his grubby bedroom, it turned out, fully awake but weak as a kitten and covered in fine, cold sweat. The pills, he whispered when I finally located him. In the top drawer.
I didnt know shit about any pills, and suddenly finding myself scared as hell didnt do shit for my deductive reasoning skills. What the fucks wrong, Sammy? I demanded.
Pills! Sammy roared. Top drawer in the kitchen. Move your ass!
That put me into motion. I didnt use the kitchen drawers often. Since I ate most things raw and whole, I didnt do much in the way of cooking. All I needed were plates, bowls, glasses, and sometimes a paring knife. But Sammys chow needed to be heated and minced and chopped and ground and all kinds of other shit, so that he had to keep a whole rollaway chest full of special cooking tools on-hand and easy to get at. Sure enough, when I checked there were pills in the top drawer; not one bottle of them but row after row of the things. One bottle stood apart from the rest, however; its lid was day-glo orange. I snagged it.
Thanks, kid! he wheezed when I returned; apparently Id found the right one. Sammy poured three of the tiny red pills into his palm, swallowed them dry, then fell back onto his mattress.
Sammy? I asked. Are you all right?
Shee-it! he answered; already, he looked a little better. Whatever was in the red pills, it apparently worked fast. Do I fuckin look all right?
I closed my eyes patiently. Want me to get the doctor? It was the middle of the night. But Doc Moses would come, I knew. Sammy kept all the shit in his office working for him. No other repairman would set foot inside the Zone.
The answer was a long, loud sigh. Not this time, Sammy replied eventually. Not quite, at least. He sat up and shook his shaggy head. What time is it, anyway?
Three in the morning, I answered. Then I shook my head, still very frightened inside. Are you sure about the doc?
Im sure. He shook his head again. He aint gonna tell me nothin I dont already know. Then he looked up at me. Come on, Simeon. Weve got some talking to do, shit Ive obviously put off for too long already. Lets do it over breakfast. Im not hungry, but theres always coffee. And teen-aged boys are always starved.
-= 15 =-
I went out of my way to be extra-nice to Sammy as he groaned his way to his feet and made his slow way out to the kitchen. Ill get your coffee going for you! I declared, racing ahead. Sammy never asked me to make his coffee for him, but I did it anyway sometimes. By the time I had all the fixings set up and the water heating, my mentor was seated at the table, looking much better but still far from a hundred percent. His eyes were filmed-over again, and the mere act of shuffling down the hall seemed to have exhausted him.
All right, I finally said, plopping myself down across from him. My words were harsh, but their tone gentle. What the fuck?
Sammy smiled, but this time the expression didnt make him look any better. I admit it, kiddo. Ive been holding out on you. The old tickers not in real good shape.
I nodded, but said nothing.
Look it up on the net. Its called arteriosclerosis. You dont see it anymore on the Outside, but living here has its little hidden costs.
I nodded again. I already know what hardening of the arteries is, I explained.
Sammy smiled weakly. Smart bunny! He hadnt said that to me since I was little. The doc can keep me going for a good little while to come. Probably. Maybe even for years. But, Im getting weaker.
I looked away. What about Outside? I asked. What can they do for you out there?
It dont fuckin matter what they can do Outside, he replied, eyes narrowing. For the first time, an ember of his usual internal fire flickered in them. Im Inside, and thats that.
Right, I agreed, looking away. Sammy never went Outside, or at least he didnt ever go Outside that I knew of. Id asked him a few times why that was, but he wouldnt answer except to scratch my ears and tell me that he loved me like a son.
There was a long silence before Sammy spoke again; he spent the time staring down at the tabletop. I took advantage of the opportunity to fill my friends battered old Che Guevara mug with hot, black coffee. He nodded his thanks before speaking again. I he said slowly, obviously seeking the right words. Sammy wasnt much for relationship shit. You had to judge him by his actions to understand what a standup guy he actually was. I He was still too sick for this, I could see, so I tried to interrupt. But as soon as my mouth opened he silenced me with a slashing motion. No, Simeon, he explained. Weve gotta do this. Might as well be now.
I nodded again, and held my silence. Theres all kinds of shit going on that you dont know about, he said at last. The words seemed to be ripped from the very depths of his soul. Shit Ive mostly tried to protect you from. But, I dont know how much longer Im going to be able to.
You dont I began, but then he gestured again.
Ive devoted my life My entire life A tear trickled down his cheek. And Ive done terrible things. But all of them I wanted freedom for all of you. He wiped his cheek. Your parents, Sammy. They were gold. Pure gold, just like you! You and your people, you have so much potential! And they made you slaves!
They made us to be slaves, I countered. We wouldnt exist otherwise.
To be owned, Sammy agreed. It drove the cost of labor down to nothing, so that once one country did it, everyone had to. Some countries didnt want it to be that way, Simeon. But we had to follow along. In order to compete and stay alive.
I nodded; it was all in the history books.
I was so proud of your parents, he continued, looking off into the distance. They couldnt read or write nearly so well as you can, of course. But their hearts were so true He shook his head again. Theyll be remembered, Simeon. I swear it. If its the last thing I do. They were strong enough to free themselves. Thats the whole key, we historians and anthropologists have learned. A people has to free itself. If others do it for them, they remain slaves inside forever. Dependent on the society that freed them, in other words, usually as a poverty-stricken underclass. Then, it can take dozens of generations to clean up the mess, usually through simple intermarriage and absorption. But your kind, of course, can never absorb. Youre a different species. He lifted his eyes to meet mine. Remember that always, Simeon. Always! Its the most important thing that I can teach you. Others can help you along the way; provide skills and tools and coaching. But the final liberation has to come from within. Its as true for whole peoples as it is for individuals. Otherwise there can be no pride.
I pressed my lips together. This was growing awkward. Sammy
He waved his finger one last time to silence me. Things are coming to a head, son. Sooner than you might imagine. I want you to remember something for me. All right?
Sure, I agreed.
Ralph Emory, he said. Never forget that name. If you ever get into trouble and I cant help you anymore, go Outside and say that to a police snake. You hear me?
I nodded. Sure, Sammy. No problemo.
Ralph Emory, he repeated, eyes blazing into mine. Then he eased back into his chair and sighed. Dont be surprised at anything that happens after that.
-= 16 =-
Whatever Sammyd gone through, it sidelined him for a couple of days. I read and reread every heart-disease-related datapage I could find. The best thing I could come up with was something called a myocardial infarction, or heart attack, though it wasnt a perfect match for the symptoms. That was most likely because all the pills Sammy was taking kept things from going as far south as they otherwise mightve. There wasnt a lot to the article, mostly because a heart attack was listed as being a rare event in modern times. However, it urged the victim to seek immediate emergency medical help. And Sammy did let me go get Doc Moses for him the next morning, though he insisted that I lead him in and out through one of the secret entrances so that no one else would know that he was sick. Sammy and the doc yelled at each other a lot, though I couldnt make out the individual words through the Docs patient-privacy gadget. He stayed for almost two hours. When he left, he was seething. Id never seen Doc Moses angry before; it wasnt a pretty sight. And, when I got back, there were about a dozen new bottles of pills on the counter, half of them with orange lids.
Sammy mightve been in a hurry to finish the tank, but flesh and blood has its limits. He was under strict orders to rest for a week. For the first couple days he did exactly that, moping around and thinking long, deep thoughts. At first he let me fix his coffee for him and such, but that didnt last. Get out of here, he finally urged me after I burned his pancakes to a crisp for him one morning. I didnt get much practice cooking. Go get some sunshine. Play your chinkgame, see your friends. Youre not a decrepit old man, like I am. It isnt natural that you should spend all your time down here in a hole.
Rabbits love spending their lives in holes, actually. But I didnt correct him, because he was right. We were starting to get on each others nerves; I did need to get out. Weiner and Peckerhead and the restd be worried sick about me. And, my legs needed stretching. Deep down, I was feeling a terrible urge to dance. I checked the calendar; today was Friday. Perfect! Thered be plenty of dancers this evening, then. You sure youre all right? And, you wont try anything stupid while Im gone? Like, say, trying to weld on more armor plate all by yourself?
Heh! Sammy laughed, smiling. It was almost his old smile; the new pills were helping. Im just gonna sit here and surf the net, Simeon. He grinned even wider. Ill be good! I promise! Then, his features grew more serious. Keep your ears open, too. We havent heard back from our friends Stonecold or Growly. I find that a little odd.
Right, I agreed, smiling back.
You go have a big old time, Sammy urged me. Ill be fine.
-= 17 =-
It was about ten in the morning when I finally emerged from the bowels of the earth and saw daylight again. Heya, Gade! The Rope greeted me with obvious pleasure; he was mopping the floor. Apparently, The Warrens management was short on help this week, so that the doorman had to double up. He smiled and leaned his cleaning tool up against the wall, then extended a hand for me to slap. Good to see ya, man! Where the hellve ya been?
I couldnt help but smile back. Big project, I answered. Then, I changed the subject. So, whats the news?
Ropes smile faded, then he shook his head. I dunno exactly, he answered, turning away. But He sighed. Something bigs comin down, Gade. You can feel it in the air, like.
No shit? I asked.
Yeah, The Rope answered. Every night, theres all kinds of coming and going, most of it happenin around Growly and his boys. The Avengers are in and out to see him two, three, six times a night. Even Zoomo dropped by once; there was a special truce, just to let it happen.
I gulped. That couldnt be good news! No shit?
Its the word! Rope answered. Honest fuckin injun.
I looked away, and there was a long, awkward moment. Then The Rope spoke again. Somethin else been botherin me too.
My eyes narrowed. Yeah?
Yeah. The black panthers brow wrinkled. All of a sudden, like, Growly aint got his own bodyguard no more. The Avengers are covering him. He shook his head. I cant figure that one out for shit.
I blinked. Sure enough, when hed come visiting Sammy with Stonecold, Growly hadnt brought a single soldier of his own along with him. Why hadnt I noticed that before? Did Sammy even know? The Rope might believe that Adolph Hitler had killed George Washington, but he wasnt stupid. Yeah, I agreed, nodding slowly. I cant figure it either.
Rope sighed, then shook his head. Its confusing as fuck. All Im sure of is that when the shit comes down, I wanna be somewhere else. He met my eyes. And you should be too, Gade. He shook his head. Even the Wizards gonna come out of this one ugly, Ill bet.
It was sunny outside, and warmer than itd been in a long time. I hardly needed my coat, except of course to carry my gun and knife and shit. The weather was frickin fantastic, in fact; on any other day Id have been smiling and feeling all sappy, like. But not today, not now. My mind was too busy trying to fit puzzle-pieces together. What the hell, for example, was Growly doing walking around with an Avenger bodyguard? Why had the Avengers, in turn, granted Zoomo a truce to come a-visiting?
What the fuck?, in other words.
Peckerhead and the rest usually spent all their spare time hanging at the chinkshop, scoring cheap prickgames and buying stick from Growlys dealers. And sure enough there they were sitting on the curb waiting for nothing when I turned the corner. Instantly, they came to life. Gade! they greeted me, smiling hard and offering high fives. Its the Gade! Renegade, where the fuck you been?
I smiled back, even though the older I got the harder it was for me to feel at home with these guys. Sure, they were canny enough, and quick on their feet; I couldnt use them for jobs if they werent. They had perfectly good brains. But, trying to talk anything but shit with them was hopeless. Sure, The Rope was full of crap in how he understood the world. But none of these guys, Id bet serious money, even knew who the fuck George Washington was. I could shoot hoops with Peckerhead and Romeo, and have a good time. But, with every passing month shooting hoops and for that matter even playing chinkgames was growing less and less important to me.
I was so lonely I ached, I suddenly realized. And yet, and yet
All right! I greeted my friends with genuine enthusiasm; they might not be much, my friends. But their feelings and hopes and dreams were every bit as real as those of the fucking norm kids sitting in their college dorms listening to lame music and deciding which jacket to wear to dinner. Or, to be more precise, what was left of my friends hopes and dreams after the stick and the gangs and shit were done stomping their souls was just as real. And if they were dirty and larcenous and ignorant, well They were mine, damnit! My people, my kind, rabbits like me. To be ashamed of them was to be ashamed of myself.
We slapped paws and high-fived and bumped into each other on purpose for a little bit, then Weiner finally spoke up. Jesus, its good to you, Gade! We was gettin ready to send out a search party!
I smiled, but before I could speak Romeo cut me off. Yeah, man! We need to talk to you, big time!
No shit! Peckerhead agreed. We got problems, man!
I looked my friends in the eyes, one after another. Weiner was hurting for some stick, I could tell; he always was, nowadays, and always would be until he died. The need was all I could see. But Peckerhead and Romeo, they werent so far along. And in their eyes I read
What? I asked, remaining outwardly confident as I plopped down onto the curb, all thoughts of chinkgames now far from my mind.
Everyone and their fuckin brothers been asking us questions, Peckerhead explained. Mostly bout you.
I nodded, but said nothing.
Skulls, Romeo continued. Avengers, independents, everyone. He shook his head. They want us to tell every little fuckin thing we know about you. Especially about what you can and cant do with tools and shit. And about the autocannon, too. They dont believe us when we tell em we really dont know nothin about it. Even though its true!
I nodded slowly. I see.
Everythings all fucked up, Weiner complained. People used to respect that we were your posse and leave us alone. Almost like we were hooked up with the Wizard, too. Now, the Skulls want me to join up. They want it real bad, Gade. The Avengers want me too. They say that soon theyll make me an offer I cant refuse. His face screwed up. And I cant score any stick! he wailed. Nobodyll sell to me! Even though I still got plenty of money from the job!
Wont nobody sell nothin good to us, Peckerhead continued, looking glum. Fuckers are trying to make a point. Break us, even, He nodded significantly towards Weiner, but said nothing.
Shit, I observed, not really knowing what else to say.
It aint just us three, Romeo added. Though weve got it worst. There aint hardly no stick to be found, regardless. The price just keeps going up and up and up. Its fuckin bullshit, man!
Somethins goin the fuck on, Peckerhead agreed, his voice lowered to a near-growl. Somethin big. Then he turned and looked me directly in the eye. What the fuck is it, Gade?
You aint by chance holdin somethin out on us, are you?
-= 18 =-
I wasnt holding out on Peckerhead, of course, though getting him to believe me took some doing. Scoring Weiner and the rest some stick wasnt particularly easy, either, though I managed that, too. Henry Salvatore, the chinkshop owner, owed Sammy a favor or two for keeping his power on through some bad times. Since he also did a little small-time business in stick on the side, I figured he might be willing to ease Weiners need. Assuming the request was framed properly, of course.
You dont tell Growly! the ancient norm sputtered as he pulled six syringes from behind his cash drawer. He liked having electricity, it seemed. Id rather suspected that he might feel that way. Im not supposed to be selling to you no more. You furs are in deep shit!
Over what? I demanded, handing one needle each to my friends and pocketing the other three for leverage later. Theyd cost me almost all of my walking-around money, which by Zone standards was considerable. By then Weiner was shaking so hard that Peckerhead had to stick him; he couldnt do it for himself. Romeo, watching, looked at me and shook his head. Soon, very soon, Weiner wasnt going to be of much use to anyone anymore. Including himself.
I dont know! Henry declared, shrugging elaborately. You boys always pay your bills, and never steal. Not from me, anyhow. But the Avengers came! With Growly!
I nodded, then pressed my lips together. Avengers and Growly, Growly and Avengers Wherever I went, that was the new way of things. Stonecolds gang had always been the baddest in the Zone, or at least itd been for as long as I could remember. That was because Sammyd always propped them up. They took care of the school and shit for him, in exchange for stenguns and other considerations. But now
With Growly on their side too, maybe they thought they didnt need Sammy anymore?
Could it be that maybe they were sick of doing his little odd jobs for him, and following his annoying rules?
I didnt like to be around my friends when they were stuck; the dopey grins and manic, chemical-induced happiness made me feel a little sick inside. Peckerhead and the rest were so happy to have drugs again that they didnt really give a shit when I left. In fact, they were behind me a hundred percent; I was their best fuckin friend in the whole fuckin universe. Which, an annoying little voice whispered in my left ear, just might have more to do with the three syringes still in my coat pocket than any less material source of loyalty.
I started playing with puzzle-pieces again as I walked down Ninth Street, not really paying much attention to where I was going. What the hell did the Avengers and Growly have in common, anyway? Stonecolds tribe were a buncha dumbfucks, really; dirty, diseased losers without much in the way of a life expectancy. If they werent such a bunch of bloodthirsty savages, they wouldnt count for shit in life, not even here in the Zone. But they were bloodthirsty, and how! Just like the Skullfuckers were bloodthirsty; there wasnt a thing to choose between them, in that regard. The gangs were about as primitive as a group of criminals could possibly be, while still being successful enough to survive. Growly was of another sort entirely, though. Sure, he was as cold and cruel inside as Stone, and maybe even more cynical. The shit he put his hookers through, well It was the stuff of legends. But he also had a brain, Growly did, illiterate or not. His strength wasnt measured in the number of stenguns or blades he could make appear at a rumble; rather, he was a businessman, employing no more muscle than absolutely necessary. He paid the Avengers well for stick marketing rights in their territory, and the last Id heard he paid the Skulls equally well. The whores were a sideline for him these days, almost; more a personal hobby than anything else. Not a fur in the Zone, however, stuck himself without a few coins making their way into Growlys pocket. And now, there wasnt any stick on the streets. The lion, therefore, wasnt making any money. Yet he seemed happy as a clam. It didnt make any sense at all!
Unless Maybe Growlys sudden conversion to the Avenger way of thinking hadnt exactly been his idea?
-= 19 =-
I didnt like at all where my speculations were leading me. Everywhere I looked the big power blocs that had once provided the Zone with what little stability itd ever known were slipping and sliding and turning each other on end. This was extremely dangerous, I knew. Even people like Growly understood that much. Order, hed explained to me recently, is worth more than any one mans life. Itd always been so; the intellectual disorder of the Enlightenment had spawned The Terror and Napoleon as well as George Washington, and the economic reordering created by the Industrial Revolution had energized the deadliest war machines ever created every bit as effectively as it had defeated smallpox and leprosy. Something major was happening under the surface to bring all this shit to bear at once. But what? Sammy knew; hed even dropped me half a dozen clues. Hed also, however, made it clear that he wasnt gonna tell me. Id have to figure it out for myself.
I scowled and kicked angrily at a little rock; it went flying off like a bullet. Here I was, damn near grown up and doing jobs on my own. In charge of my own little gang, even. And Sammy was still treating me like a little kid! What the fuck did he want from me, anyway? Why couldnt he just tell me the fuckin truth, instead of constantly playing mind games? And who the fuck was he, anyway, to ask me to write stupid papers and shit for him? Outwardly, I still appeared to be cool, calm and collected. In the Zone, that was the way not to be fucked with. But inside I was seething; frustrated, angry, jealous, tired of being number two
What gives, bro rabbit? a voice demanded, seemingly out of nowhere. I started for an instant, caught completely unawares. Holy shit! a little voice inside me screamed. Youre being mugged! But in an instant I was fine. It was only Shiv, saying hello. I blinked and really looked around me for the first time in many long minutes. Sure enough, I was walking down Chestnut Street, in truce territory.
How they hangin? Shiv greeted me again, smiling and showing off his filed teeth. He knew full well that hed caught me unawares, so he bumped into me to sort of rub it in. You thinkin them slow, deep book-learnin thoughts again?
I smiled and shook my head. Shiv I began. But, somehow, I couldnt finish the sentence.
Ha! my one-time classmate replied, spinning in a circle as we walked along for the sheer joy of it. Aint this some shit! His smile faded. Right up until I scared the fuck out of you, I figgered you mightve come to see me.
I looked away. The last time Shiv and I had talked, itd been about really heavy shit. Like, wasting our respective mentors and taking over the Zone together. I started to speak, but Shiv cut me off. All kinds of shit be going down, Gade, he continued. The Zones getting dangerous, like. His eyes narrowed. You aint been talkin out of school, have you?
Nothing, absolutely nothing, could shorten Shivs life more than rumors getting back to Zoomo about a possible coup. Nope, I answered. Telling Sammy didnt count, I reckoned. He wouldnt sell Shiv out, not over internal Skull shit. He believed that fucking around with gang politics was an excellent way to get ones self dead for no good reason. Let em waste other from dawn to dusk, hed told me once. Its a godawful shame, sure enough. But what the fuck can you do about it?
Good, Shiv answered, nodding slowly. Clearly, he trusted me. We walked on a few steps in silence, then he spoke again. You do any thinkin bout my offer?
I sighed. I cant do it, I answered. I mean
Shiv snorted. You just aint grown up yet inside, is all. He shook his head. Too much pussy-shit in your life; books, teachers, homework You aint had to get real yet.
I shrugged, but otherwise didnt answer. From his point of view, Shiv was probably dead-nuts right. We walked on a little further in silence.
Suppose someone else did the Wiz? he asked. What about then?
I didnt know I had in me. In an instant Shiv was up against the wall, my blade at his throat. That kind of talk, I explained slowly, can get a man chilled. Even a friend.
Whoa! Shiv answered, eyes wide in shock. Hold on, Renegade! Just hold the fuck on! He held up his hands so that I could keep track of them. Jesus fuckin Christ! I didnt say I was gonna waste him! I aint that stupid, bro!
I scowled, then sheathed my knife and let Shiv loose.
If I Apparently Id caught my fellow rabbit completely by surprise; he was still sputtering. If I Youd He shook his head. Jesus, Gade! If I wasted the Wiz, my life wouldnt be worth two shits! Youd hunt me down! Use that magic makes-you-sick crap on me! Or else shoot me in the dark! His eyes narrowed again. And I cant just kill you both; I need you to make more stenguns. Like I said, bro! I aint that fuckin dumb!
I nodded, legs still trembling from adrenaline overload.
But Look, Gade. Dont get all excited on me, all right?
I nodded again.
Theres those who want to see Sammy dead. There always have been, you know. But all of a sudden, hes got enemies crawling out of the woodwork. He shook his head. If he turns up dead, it wont be me that did him. I swear!
Who wants him dead? I demanded.
Everyfuckingone! Shiv declared. The whole fuckin Zones gone apeshit. Even the Avengers want his ass chilled. Though, thats still private information. Only we captains are supposed to know. Nobody else. He looked sidelong at me. And the sticks dried up. For everyone outside the Family, of course. Weve still got shit for ourselves. For now.
By that, he meant there wasnt any stick for anyone not sworn into his gang. Ive heard about that, I said.
Its infuckingcredible, Shiv explained. I cant figure it out at all. His eyes narrowed. You read newspapers and shit. Is there maybe something going on Outside to dry up the flow?
I sighed. Not that Ive seen anything about. I thought it over for moment, then decided to prime the information pump a little. Everywhere Growly goes, these days, hes got an Avenger guard.
Shivs face hardened. Thats it, then.
Thats what? I demanded.
What the fuck this is all about, man! He shook his head. Growlys the one with all the contacts, right? The only one who can bring stick in.
I nodded. Everyone else who tries always ends up dead. Helluva thing, that.
We Skulls still have stick, he explained. But Zoomo, hes rationing it out, real tight. No one gets more than one needle at a time.
I nodded again.
But the Avengers He shook his head. Look, dont tell no one this, all right? Me and my squad caught one of the motherfuckers on our turf last night; hed gone to see his squeeze, the dumbshit. Shiv shook his head in disgust. He was just an ordinary soldier, no one special. We chilled him, hard. And you know what? He was carrying three sticks. Enough shit to last him a week, if he stretched it.
Suddenly, I was beginning to understand. You Skulls, youre running out.
Shiv nodded, eyes hard. And, you ever see someone try to function when theyre in serious need? Much less rumble! He shook his head again, then offered me his hand to smack. Ive gotta go talk to Zoomo, Gade. Right the fuck now. Hes probably figgered all this shit out already; I know that. He smiled, exposing once again his crudely pointed teeth. But, I wanna see how just exactly how scared he looks when I tell him again. Ya never know when opportunity might come a-knockin!
-= 20 =-
It wasnt Saturday yet, but I was closer to the school by then than I was to home. And besides, Id just spent most of a week underground building a tank out of scrap-iron and then wet-nursing Sammy. So instead of going back home to do a little research, I decided to borrow Mrs. Rudders study carrel.
It was her pride and joy, that study carrel, the one segment of her little school that made some limited pretense to being up-to-date and modern. It worked off of the same stolen datafeed that Sammys machines did, and every few months he came by to install upgrades. Not that he was likely to be doing much of that again any time soon, what with his heart going out and all. What would happen to the school once Sammy was gone, I wondered as I settled down into the too-small chair and began working, while the little kids sang the alphabet song in the next room? Without his semi-magical protection, the very concept of maintaining a functioning school in the Zone was ludicrous. Mrs. Rudders students paid if and when; the tuition-income probably wasnt even enough to support her, much less pay for desks and chairs and, most expensive of all, protection.
So, where did the money come from, anyway? Somehow, Id never thought to wonder before
The term stick was search-blocked on the mostly child-used machine; I had to reboot it with my own password before itd let me look up the forbidden word. I pressed my lips together in concentration while the machine reset itself; somehow, Id never looked up stick before. Perhaps this was why. By the time I was old enough to be allowed, I already knew a lot more than I really wanted to about the shit.
There were about ten bajillion articles on the subject, of course; I chose a general-interest piece. Stick, it turned out, was the most common street name for a highly addictive, tightly regulated drug frequently abused by gengineered sentients. The development of stick was generally seen as one of the worst abuses of the gengineered-slave era, as the drug had been deliberately and coldbloodedly developed as a cheap and effective way to keep slave-labor populations docile and under control. Slaves would be addicted to stick as juveniles. Then, the drug could either be offered as a cheap reward or else withdrawn entirely as a punishment. The designed-in addiction proved to be so powerful, and withdrawal so unpleasant, that it was common for runaways to return voluntarily to the most horrific living conditions imaginable after a few days, merely in order to receive their injections. The Uprising, in fact, had only become possible after alternate, illegal sources of stick were developed and became available to the slave population. Most commonly, illegal stick had been paid for by bartering stolen goods to the dealers, thus both furthering the spirit of rebellion and contributing to the anarchic, crime-ridden culture of the Treaty Zones to this very day.
Stick also had the side effect of notably shortening an addicts life. This had been considered a sort of free bonus by the drugs developers, who pointed out that this way aged and work-crippled slaves need not be either cared for, which was costly, or euthanized, which tended to intensify the political opposition to slavery. With the help of stick, they rarely lived much past their economic prime.
Jesus fuckin Christ, I muttered as a blanked the screen; the kids were all still in the other room with Mrs. Rudder, so there was no chance of them hearing me cuss. Though I wasnt sure why it mattered; they heard and saw far worse every single day. Stick had been designed? The shit that was killing Weiner and more than half the furs I knew was, like, on purpose? Who the fuck could be that evil? I felt the fur rising along my spine in a rarely-experienced expression of rage. Fuckin norms! No wonder we hated them so fuckin much! The evil, miserable bastards!
Are you all right, Simeon? Mrs. Rudder asked, sounding very worried. I started; shed snuck up behind me. You look so So
Angry, I answered, turning around to face her. She was alone, the kids were singing by themselves, now. So, I was free to say what I thought. Pissed as fucking hell, in fact. Do your kind know no fuckin limits? Dont you have any decency at all?
She blinked; it was the first time Id ever cursed in her presence. Simeon, I
Then I realized how unfair it was to blame the worlds shit on one of the few norms that was actively doing something to try and clean it up. Fuck! I muttered. I mean Look. I just now read about stick, and what it was originally designed to do. Im sorry.
Mrs. Rudder looked as if shed just been hit. You I mean, you havent tried
I closed my eyes, wanting to cry but somehow unable to. No, I explained. And I never will. But, I Just wanted to look it up. I needed to know more about it.
She nodded. Thank god. Then she looked away. Stick might have been the worst of all our sins, she agreed. Tears were beginning to run down her wrinkled cheeks. She was every bit as old as Sammy, I suddenly realized. Id always known it in my head, of course. But now My parents, I said slowly. They were pincushions, then?
Mrs. Rudder closed her eyes. They were, she agreed. All furs were. They had to be. It wasnt their fault. Another tear came leaking out. We offered to help them out. Provide what they needed, while they were organizing the Uprising. The addiction wasnt their fault, after all. But they quit instead. Both of them. Cold turkey. She met my eyes again. It was the bravest thing I ever saw. No one expected it of them. They broke free anyway, where few others have ever managed.
Right. My voice was calmer now. I climbed up out of the too-small chair, then looked down at my feet. Mrs. Rudder
Now, now! my one-time teacher scolded me, forcing a smile. Theres no need to apologize, Simeon. Youre growing up, is all. Facing ugly reality. Her smile faded, leaving her lined face looking ravaged and tragic. Just dont curse in front of the children, is all I ask. Not because they dont know the words; Im no fool, after all. But rather, Simeon She smiled again. Because they look up to you, so.
-= 21 =-
The Avengers hadnt treated me any differently than usual on my way into the school; everyone there was a low-ranker, and most probably werent even aware of the bad odor that Sammy and I were in with their masters. When I left, however, it was a different story. Stonecold was there personally, waiting for me, along with his bodyguard. Gade! he greeted me from behind a false, Cheshire-cat sort of smile. Then he extended a hand for me to slap. This was a mark of great favor, one that nearly everyone else in the ex-church would have given anything to receive.
I accepted the honor as politely as I knew how. Stonecold! I replied. Then I put on my own fake smile. What brings you to this part of town?
Business, he answered, gesturing towards a pew. The church was normally crowded to the point of bursting, but somehow an entire section had been cleared for just the two of us. With you. We need to have a little private talk.
Hes carrying! one of the bodyguards objected, but Stone waved him off.
Renegade here is an old and trusted friend, he declared in a loud, penetrating voice that everyone could hear. A friend of every Avenger. He nodded to me. Keep your gun. Youre not going to try anything, here and now.
My mouth worked, but I said nothing as we sat down side-by-side on the worn-out old pews. There was a long silence as Stone decided how to begin. Gade, he finally said. Ive known you since you were a little boy. In diapers, even. He smiled. I knew your parents, too. They were deeply respected.
But not respected enough to survive trying to regulate the stick trade, I didnt say aloud.
I respect you, too, he continued. Immensely, in fact. He smiled again, wide enough this time to expose his long, pointed Bengal-tiger teeth. I thought book-learning was just for pussies, until I watched you grow up and pull off job after slick job. Especially this last one. He shook his head. Id make you an Avenger in a minute, if youd let me. Youd have your own squad from Day One. Your little possed be the core of it, if theyd join up too. Which I suspect they just might, considering. Them and more, all under your personal command.
I opened my mouth to speak, but Stone cut me off. But you wont let me take care of you, Gade. And I understand that. He smiled again. I mean, who the fuck wouldnt hook up with the Wizard instead, given a chance to learn all that magic shit? Plus, he raised you, so its natural that you should have feelings for him. The smile faded. Even if he is a norm.
It was my turn to sit in silence for a moment and think about what needed to be said. Hes a norm, all right, I said eventually. But hes always treated me right. With respect even, like I was one of his own kind. Hes never looked down on me because Im a fur, I mean. I looked away. Theyre not all motherfuckers.
Maybe, Stone allowed, stroking his chin as if in thought. And maybe not. Your parents were real close to Sammy, you know. Sammy and Alice Rudder both. He smiled again, looking very predatory.
They engineered the local Uprising together, I answered. Everyone knows. I think thats why Sammy never leaves the Zone. Maybe hes wanted Outside, for helping us. I shrugged.
Oh, yes! Stone agreed. They organized the Uprising together, all right. They picked out your parents as leaders, and spent months grooming them for the job. Then, they and the others like them picked a date and Well. The rest is in the history books. He shook his head. Or, most of the rest is. He waited expectantly.
Despite myself, I felt my ears pricking up. All right, I said. Ill bite. Whats not in the books?
Stick, Stone explained, spitting the word out as if it tasted bad. Sticks not in the history books. Or so I hear from sources of my own. His eyes narrowed. I was practically a boy, Gade. But I remember just exactly how it felt to wait in line every night after servicing my clients, screaming inside for a needle. He shuddered, then pulled out a stick and injected himself. Now, I can shoot up anytime I want. Thats what it means to be free.
I shook my head and started to speak again, but once more Stone cut me off. Oh, I know they fed you lots of happy horseshit about rights and elections and shit; I used to hear it all the time from your mom and dad, and I dont expect Sammys changed much since then. His jade-colored eyes narrowed again. But its really all about stick. And, the Uprising only really changed two things.
What two things? I demanded.
First, nowadays we stick ourselves as often as we can afford to, whenever we want to. Like I just said. If the norms want to control us, they hafta try and do it with money now, which isnt nearly as effective. And second He grinned. It used to be that we made our owners rich, and didnt get shit for our work. Now, we work just as hard. But instead of our owners getting rich, its the stick dealers. He smiled. And you know who the very first to get rich were?
I shook my head, even though I suspected what was coming. Who?
Your beloved Sammy and Alice Rudder, he answered, slapping his thigh in glee. Then Stone pointed down towards the subterranean school. How in the fuck do you think they pay for all their pretty toys, anyway? Ive been in Sammys lair too, you know, and Ive asked questions in the right sorts of places. Those tools are top-fucking-notch! And the money to pay for them comes right out of our pockets, just like always. We furs are still sweating to make norms rich, just like fucking always. His smile widened. Its stick-money thats paid for all your highfalutin books, son! Taken from dirt-poor pincushions, stumbling through the alleys and pissing themselves.
I pressed my lips together. I know he sells guns, I explained. And the ones who buy them get the money by selling stick. But
But, shit! Stone interrupted. When Sammy and Alice first started out, they were as broke as we are. Then, all of a sudden, you could trade stolen goods for a shot that didnt come from the masters. Everything the fuck changed then, practically overnight. And you know what? Something else changed overnight, too. All of a sudden Sammy and Alice had money for their books and schools and to buy your parents free so they could work with them full time. He shook his head again. Its so fucked up! We just traded one owner for another, is all. And the new ones Sammy!
I sat in silence and thought it through for a moment. Id just read that an alternate source of stick was essential to the Uprising. And, it did indeed have to come from somewhere. Which ipso-facto meant that the income from its sale had to go somewhere, too
It fit, damnit. And all too well!
Apparently it showed on my face. See? Stonecold crowed, slapping his thigh again. Theyre norms just like all the rest. Fuckin us every day of the week, rain or shine, and laughing all the while. Sure, they play teacher-games and shed crocodile tears about uplifting us into a functioning society, but their hands are just as dirty as mine. He shook his head. As yours will be too, sooner or later. Its inevitable, Gade. Part of life in the Zone. Not your fault, not my fault. Its just what is.
Very slowly Stone stood up, then turned to face me. Son, he said slowly. The days going to come when youre going to have choose between the norms and us, and its coming real, real soon. He bowed his head. I meant what I said about respecting you, and about needing you on my side. You can keep the guns and shit flowing, should something bad happen to Sammy. As, to be completely frank with you, it just might if he doesnt clean the shit out of his ears and listen to what Ive been trying to tell him.
But hear me, Gade. Be really, really careful about who you hang out with for the next little while. Whatever happens, theres going to be winners and theres going to be losers. Big-time losers. You absolutely dont want to be one of them. You dig?
I dig, I agreed.
Good, Stone replied, looking a little less stern. Youre a smart kid. I dont have to explain any more. Then he smiled again, and patted me once on the shoulder. Now, youre free to go. Have a nice day!
-= 22 =-
It wasnt long before I had a pounding headache. Which I deserved, I supposed, for hunkering down so long in my little hole, when I shouldve been up and about keeping up with shit. Now itd all fallen on me at once, and I felt a little overwhelmed. My mind was spinning as I sort of staggered down Chestnut, not paying half the attention to what was going on around me that I shouldve. Instead, all that penetrated were little images; a young bunny-woman with a shabby stroller and two bags of groceries, walking close by an Avenger so as to take advantage of any protection his presence might offer, two young bunnies and a kitten playing at rumbling with trash-can lids and sticks, a Skull glaring at me suspiciously; had the news that Id just met with Stonecold traveled so quickly? Meanwhile, torrents of information, illuminated by lightning-bolts of alternating terror and anger, stormed through my brain. My mentor was sick as hell, sure enough. He wouldnt last much longer, even if he survived what was clearly about to turn into the mother of all rumbles. I had to think about what came next; even Sammy himself would understand that. The best way out, in theory, at least, would be to find myself some kind of honest gig, like The Rope had. Itd be boring as hell, and Id live and die without ever making much of a mark on anything whatsoever, but at least itd be safe. And, I wouldnt have to worry every single fucking day about taking a knife in the ribs, either. I could maybe find a nice doe and raise a little family
of foul-mouthed guttersnipes who couldnt read, got themselves hooked way too young on stick, and sure as shitd end up in the Skulls or Avengers or whoever was running things twenty years from now, probably bragging that their sort-of granddaddy was the legendary Wizard who did magic and shit that no one understood anymore, and which their dad had been too much of a pussy to keep going.
I shuddered at the image of my children living the gangster life. It was just as well that the vision could never actually become reality. I was far too valuable a commodity to be allowed to go to waste mopping floors and shit for chump-change. If I even so much as made a convincing show of it, then in time one or the other of the gangs would sure as fuck convince themselves I needed to be chilled in order to prevent the other from obtaining my services. Id watched Sammy tip-toe along the balance of power too long not to understand how such shit really worked.
So in reality, I effectively had my choice between the Avengers or the Skullfuckers. If I threw in with Stonecold, Id never be my own man again. Sure, Id receive the promised squad of subordinates. Stone would insist that I accept them, in fact, so that they could spy on me and whisper back little snippets of information about how many stenguns I could really turn out, if I wanted to, or about how I could maybe air-condition his digs, too, if I were properly persuaded. Bit by bit my squad of helpers would learn Sammys magic from me, until someone decided that I didnt have enough left to teach to make putting up with me worthwhile anymore. Then said someone would chill me in the middle of the night, become Stones new Wizard, and thatd be that.
On the surface, at least, the Skulls were offering me a better deal. Zoomo was yesterdays news, even if he didnt know it yet. So his offer was just so much random noise. With someone like Shiv around, Zoomos life-expectancy could be measured in months, if not weeks or days. The Zoom was an old-school rumbler; hell on wheels with a noodge in his hands but not so good at thinking shit through. Shiv was the Skulls future, all right, and given time Id figure him to take out Stonecold as well. In a lot of ways, Shiv was the finest thing the Zone could ever produce, the most any of us furs could ever hope to be. He was brilliant, daring, and ruthless; in another time or place, he mightve become a great conqueror of nations. Here and now, however, he had to settle for the Zone. And, with my help, the fact was that he could probably take it.
I reckoned that Id do a lot better working with Shiv than with Stonecold; certainly, Id live longer. Because my one-time classmate needed me worse, Id be able to set better terms. No squad, no assistants, no spies and interlopers. And, in his own twisted way, Shiv could even be termed honorable. He saw Zoomo as a fair kill because that was just the way the game worked; the Skullfuckers current top man had risen in exactly the same way, after all. So long as I never fucked with Shivs power base and kept the stenguns and maybe a little trickle of other tech-stuff flowing, just like Sammy did, hed leave me alone. In fact, Id be his best buddy and right-hand man, in on all the major decisions. Shiv knew what gratitude was. Anyone not totally fucked in the head would grab the golden spoon and run like hell with it!
But I was fucked in the head, I realized. Or at least I was by Zone standards. It sickened me, the way the way Shiv filed his teeth into fake meat-eating points. He stank the deep ugly reek of the unwashed barbarian, and he killed as coldly and remorselessly as an epidemic. Yes, he was in many ways the best the Zone could ever do, our fucked-up societys ultimate product. Still
The more I thought about spending my one and only lifetime forwarding Shivs interests, the more I wanted to throw up.
It was still a gloriously beautiful day, however; sunny and unseasonably warm. One learned early in the Zone that life is a gift, not a right. In such an environment, its wise to cherish every single day as if it were ones last. So I made a mighty effort to try and forget about Sammys bad heart and about how much my future life was going to suck no matter what I did and about how just maybe the people I admired most in the whole fucking universe were as big a bunch of amoral assholes as Shiv. Instead, I held up my head, tried to appreciate the warm, fragrant air, looked up into the clear, blue sky
and saw a helo-bug coming around the corner, maybe forty feet up.
I gulped, then ducked around the corner of the nearest building. Helo-bugs werent exactly everyday visitors to the Zone. The things were cops eyes, and since there werent any surface patrols anyway it was pretty pointless to waste such an expensive piece of equipments time on us. After all, it could be better employed floating up and down in front of the rows of mansions and making the norms feel safer from us filthy criminal-types. In fact, I could only think of one recent crime worthy of the notice of a helo-bug Carefully, hand on my gun, I began running down the narrow sidewalk that ran between the buildings, in the direction most nearly opposite that of the bug.
God damn norms! the bunny with the battered stroller cried out behind me, shaking her fist at the helo. Then she saluted it with one finger.
Fuck that thing! an Avenger roared out.
Amen, brother! a Skullfucker agreed. Then he pulled out a stengun and fired a short burst; it missed, but the window-boards of the building across the street danced under the impact of the stray slugs. The Avenger proved to be the better shot, however, or at least the luckier. His burst sliced the little robotic craft in two, and then the two rival gang members danced a little jig in joy, high-fiving each other repeatedly. Fucking with the norms, apparently, was the one cooperative activity they were permitted to take pleasure in.
When I emerged from the little back-corridor, however, another copter was waiting for me.
There wasnt anything for it but to run. The birds werent known to be armed, but the less they saw of me the better. So I doubled back towards where a bunch of furs were clubbing the dead helo-bug in the middle of the intersection; with any luck, it wouldnt have been replaced yet. And, sure enough, it hadnt been! I dashed across the street, abandoning all pretense of dignity and hopping like a rambunctious child towards The Warrens. Then, I rounded the corner
and almost skidded into, of all people, Fina!
Simeon! she greeted me, eyes widening in shock at my harried state. What I mean
There werent any copters here yet, or at least not that I could see. Come on! I urged her, taking her hand and tugging her towards the entrance to my home. Theres no time to explain!
What she began again, eyes still wide. Then, bless her, she quit asking questions and took off like a rocket, leaving me hard-pressed to keep up.
-= 23 =-
I dont know just exactly why I asked Fina to run with me. I mean, I sort of liked her and all that. But getting her involved in my problems made even less sense when you took that into account. I was fucked in the head just then, was the real truth of the matter. Fucked and refucked, with a brain full of worries and terror and nowhere left to run, in the larger scheme of things. So, I guess that when I saw a friendly face, I just sort of glommed onto its owner without really thinking things through.
I wasnt totally running blind, however. Wait! I cried, catching up with the surprisingly fleet Fina; it was amazing, how quickly she could propel all that plumpness. This way!
Sammy was far too cagey to live in a hole with only one exit; in point of fact there were four entrances that I knew of, and I suspected a fifth that he kept secret from me on the entirely sound principle that what I didnt know, I couldnt spill under torture. One of these entrances was located under a huge pile of garbage not far from The Warrens main door. It was only to be used in emergencies, because once its location became general knowledge itd become worse than useless. In the distance, however, I could hear at least two more helo-bugs arriving. So far as I was concerned, that officially qualified my current situation as an emergency. Here! I cried out, skidding to a stop. Help me move this shit!
S-Simeon! Fina objected, shaking her head. Obviously, she was thinking more clearly than I was. I dont I mean
Just then a little shadow flashed by, as a helo took station near the entrance to The Warrens. Shit! I growled again. Come on! Help me!
I Fina objected. Then, reluctantly, she began throwing trash out into the pathway.
It didnt take long for us to expose the manhole; I hopped up and down on it twice, just like the stair-switch at our primary entrance. A little electronic brain recognized my body-weight and password, and there was a loud click.
Simeon, Fina objected. That looks terribly heav-
But before she could even finish voicing her objection, Id thrown the countersprung lid aside. In! I roared. Now! When you get to the bottom, dont move an inch until I tell you to!
Wordlessly, more than a little frightened, the doe complied. Once she was through I followed so closely that I almost stepped on her head, throwing the release lever along the way. Baroom! the manhole-cover went as it slammed back home, sending echoes for what sounded like miles. It was now locked tightly into place once again. Even if Id been seen, itd take a man with a powerful torch many long minutes to cut their way through, and then there were the booby-traps after that.
For the moment, at least, we were safe.
Simeon Fina protested again, but I held up a finger to silence her. A single red light glowed in the otherwise total darkness. I held my hand up to it and waited. Several long seconds passed while the security system reluctantly conceded that I was allowed access to this place, and then the lights went on.
Ooh! Fina gasped, looking around in wonder. Shed probably expected to find herself in some kind of filthy drainpipe. While shed gotten the filthy part correct, this was no drainpipe she was standing in. Its an underground train station, I explained proudly. The norms cut off service a long time ago, and closed all the entrances off. The tunnels and shit are all still down here, though. Hardly anyone even knows they exist. Everyones forgotten.
I sure didnt know! Fina replied, looking around her with wonder. Being rabbits, both of us had a natural appreciation for well-executed tunnel-work. This was a warren on a grand scale indeed! Underground trains! Wow!
I smiled back, feeling a warm glow inside my chest for some inexplicable reason. Dont tell anyone, I urged her. Please? This is one of Sammys big edges. You can get anywhere from down here! If people find out
Right, she agreed absently, still gazing around in awe. Sammys one of the good ones. Id never do anything to hurt him. She looked at me. Or you, Simeon. Especially, Id never do anything to hurt you.
-= 24 =-
I was still thinking about what it meant that Fina would never do anything to hurt me a few minutes later, as we sat side-by-side on Sammys couch, waiting for him. Where he was or what he was doing there, I hadnt a clue.
so, yeah, I jacked the thing, I admitted to my seat-mate. Im guilty as hell, even. But I mean, I lifted it from the norms, you see? Not anyone that matters. Fina was sitting in cold silence as I babbled on, her legs crossed and her eyes looking off into the distance.
I sighed. Look, Fina. Im leveling with you here. Ive stolen lots of stuff for Sammy. Cash, dead police snakes, computers youd be amazed, probably. But never from anyone who couldnt afford to lose it, see? Never from anyone who treated us furs right.
Fina nodded slightly. I see.
I sighed again, louder this time. Mrs. Rudder knows, I explained. Sammy doesnt just know; he taught me how. Am I supposed to give a fuck about the norms, when they dont care two shits about us?
The does mouth formed into a thin, hard, hare-lipped line. I suppose not, she said eventually, finally meeting my eyes. Everythings so messed up here. All the moneys dirty one way or another. So, I guess stealing from the ones who messed everything up in the first place isnt so bad. She shook her head. But, there is one thing thats bothering me, Simeon.
Whats that? I asked, leaning back into the sofas warm softness. Somehow, I felt a lot better inside, all of a sudden.
You curse like a hard-core gangster, Fina explained, mouth hardening again. I understand why; its because you have to look hard and tough in front of the other guys. And besides, Sammy cusses too when he works on stuff at the school, so I know where you picked it up from. But
But? I asked, my ears suddenly drooping.
But she continued. Id like you to stop, please. Around me, at least. Its terribly bad matters. And besides, you might slip up in front of the children someday.
I closed my eyes. Here I was, with the Outside cops after me, two vicious gangs and three ganglords battling over my soul, and worried sick about Sammy. And this crazy doe was worried about my use of bad language! Yeah, I agreed, looking away. Sure.
Simeon! Fina complained, eyes flashing angrily. Youre not
But whatever it was that I wasnt, she didnt have time to say any more about it. Suddenly, the phone was ringing. Eep! Fina cried, looking about in fear; clearly, shed never heard such a sound before. And, it was almost true to say that I hadnt either. Sammy was notoriously tight-lipped when he was away from his lair. A lot of the time he was sneaking around in places where extra noise or even a distraction could get him killed, or so he claimed. That was why he didnt want me calling him for anything short of a major fire. Sammy! I cried out, snatching the little cell-unit out of my pocket. My voice was quavering a little, I was so glad to hear from him. Where theWhere are you?
Over at the Docs, kiddo, he answered, cool and calm and collected, like always. He wanted to run another test, and we both had a little free time. Where are you?
Home! I answered. With Fina. I paused a second to collect my scattered wits. Geez, Sammy! Everythings going to shI mean, things are really bad, all of a sudden, all over the place!
I saw the copters, my mentor replied grimly. Thats why I called.
They were tracking me, I think! I answered. Personally!
Yep, he replied slowly. Wouldnt surprise me a bit. There was another long pause. Its time to get you out, kid.
My brow narrowed. Get me out? Sammy? I mean, what theWhat do you mean?
Ill explain when I get there, he answered. In the meantime You said Fina is there with you? The girl from the school? The helper?
Right, I agreed. Her.
Well! Sammy answered, his voice more cheerful. Her too, then, if shes willing. You two just stay put, and dont let anyone in. Like you need to be told that!
Right, I agreed, feeling very lost. I hadnt needed to be told never to let anyone in since I was maybe eight.
Ill be right there, Sammy continued. You just Then the signal was cut off.
By the sound of a burst of stengun fire!
-= 25 =-
He said to stay put! Fina wailed for about the thousandth time as I checked the magazine of the last secondary gun on our improvised little tank. The armor job wasnt quite complete; the back wheels didnt have shields over them yet, for example, and the top hatch had no dog to hold it shut. But, clearly, it was going to have to do. I heard him as well as you did!
I suspect that he may have changed his mind, I pointed out as I worked the stengun slide, so that a live round slid into place under the firing pin. You had to be careful when you did that; stenguns were made to fall apart in nothing flat, which meant that perforce the workmanship wasnt of the highest quality. You heard that noise at the end too, didnt you? Those were shots.
Maybe it was one of the doctors machines, she countered.
Maybe, I allowed. In which case Im going to look pretty fuI mean, very silly, driving down the street in this rig. Having gotten Fina involved in this mess was looking less and less brilliant every minute. I still didnt really know what to do with her; I couldnt leave her behind in the apartment, because none of the entrances were keyed to her. If neither Sammy nor I came back, shed either die trying to get out or, eventually, of starvation.
Is that the autocannon on top? she asked, eyes wide. The thing you stole, I mean?
Yep, I agreed as I disconnected the charging leads. Sammyd gotten hold of a really nice set of batteries; Id have enough power to fight for hours. Isnt she a beauty?
In a deadly sort of way, she agreed. Then here eyes met mine again. Dont do this, she urged. Sammy wouldnt want you to.
Probably not, I agreed. But then, hes not here to stop me, now is he? I looked everything over one last time, then hopped up into the drivers seat. It was a long way to the exit, so I motioned for Fina to climb aboard as well. One man could fight the tank in a pinch, but Sammyd designed in a gunners seat, as two operators were better. It was very close beside my own. So close, in fact, that I could smell Finas excitement
Wow! she exclaimed as we began rolling down the endless tunnel. Ive never ridden in anything before. This is neat!
Yeah! I agreed, feeling all warm inside again. Dont touch anything, please. We dont want any accidents.
Yes, Simeon, she agreed, sitting on her hands and practically purring.
The little tunnel we were headed down wasnt connected to the underground railway. Instead, it slanted upwards for about a block, then ended in an armored roll-up door. The thing had originally been designed to protect the vulnerable supply-entrance to the fallout-shelter, and presumably was capable of withstanding a large blast. On the outside, it had been tagged so many times that the surface was almost indistinguishable from that of the equally graffiti-ed reinforced concrete all around it. Probably, most people didnt even realize it was there. But Sammy kept it well oiled, and as part of the tank-building project hed sent me to make sure that the opening-mechanism still worked. I edged the tank up close to the wall, then reached out with a dowel-rod Id brought along for the purpose and hit the up button. Slowly, without complaint, the door began to rise. A pincushion in the last stage of decrepitude had apparently been sleeping up against the thing; he stumbled to his feet, then staggered off, hands raised submissively.
Wow! Fina declared, eyes wide again. Then she turned back to me. How are you going to close it behind you?
I pressed my lips together. In point of fact, that was one of those little details that Sammy and I hadnt quite gotten around to working out. You see the other button? I asked, pointing with the dowel. The lower one?
I self-tested the turret one last time; everything came up green. Im going to roll us into the street, I explained. Then, you get out, push the button, and run back outside before the door closes. I let my face harden. If you get trapped in there, Fina, you could die. Theres booby-traps and shstuff. Once youre out Well, run for home, Fina, and thanks for your help. Where Im going, well. Its no place for a doe. Then I smiled. Besides, I like you. A lot. Itll be dangerous.
Fina looked away. Ill get the door, she said. But Im coming with you.
No! I countered. You cant! I shook my head. Listen to me! If Sammy and I both get chilled, Mrs. Rudder will need your help more than ever!
Fina looked away. If you get killed Then she shook her head violently and hopped down out of her seat. Whatever, Simeon. Just, whatever.
The bottom button! I reminded her, goosing the tank forward a little. The bottom one!
Im not stupid! she replied, sounding angrier than she really had a right to be, at least that I could see.
I know, I answered, rolling forward out into the daylight. I just
Then, suddenly, everything happened at once. Whamwhamwham! Something was slamming into the side of my tank, and hard! Instantly I slewed the turret over to the left and looked through the camera-feed; it was a bunch of Avengers, all rabbits, and one of them was hosing me down with a stengun!
Hey! I cried out over the loudspeaker. Stop that! Its me! Gade!
Shit! their leader replied. He was vaguely familiar, but I couldnt attach a name to the face. It is him in that motherfucker! Stop shooting, Boo!
Eee! Fina squealed as she squeezed around the tank and sort of flowed up into the gunners seat; with so much lead in the air, I could hardly blame her. The inside of the tank was probably the safest-looking spot there was. I rolled a little further forward so that the door could finish closing, swinging to the left as I did so to bring the Avengers into my field of fire. At the same time I raised the big blade, sealing us in. Then I slaved the cannon to the groups leader and selected soft nose and wide dispersion.
Wheres Sammy! I demanded over the loudspeaker. What the fuck are you Avengers doing with him? Fina looked at me reproachfully, then turned away.
Now, Gade, the leader said, smiling and raising his hands. Dont you be going all crazy on me, now. He stepped a little to one side; the cannon effortlessly tracked him. This is just business, is all. Nothing personal.
Dont you be bullshitting me! I countered. I know someones tried to chill Sammy. And Stone was just threatening him. To my face, not two hours ago. Mere coincidence? I think not.
He also offered you one helluva deal! the squad leader added. One that Id sure as fuck be glad to take, if I was in your shoes. His head inclined slightly to one side. I was just coming by to tell you that the offer still stands. Stone said to tell you that an unforeseen opportunity arose, and he had to take it. Hes sorry that he couldnt offer you more warning. The rabbit gangster eyed the tank again nervously. Can you please point that big motherfucker somewhere else, maybe?
Maybe, I agreed. Tell me Sammys still alive, and Ill consider it.
The leaders face fell. Gade, he said slowly. Ive always treated you right, man! We all have! But I cant make you that promise. Not no more.
For just a moment I simply sat there, totally at a loss as to what ought to come next. Then, my decision was made for me. Someone was climbing up onto the tank from behind! In an instant, my hand flashed out and freed the secondaries; their servos whined, then they fired a short burst. Motherfucker! a voice screamed in agony. Suddenly, one of my cameras failed. All it would show was red.
Gade! the squad leader cried out, suddenly piss-your-pants terrified. Dont! I mean, you dont have to
Whoever Id just shot hadnt landed anyplace where I could see him; I solved that little problem by throwing the tank into reverse and backing up. Thump-thump went the suspension, cutting my victim off in mid-scream. The man Id killed was wearing Avenger colors. That was very bad news indeed for my friend the squad leader.
Shit! the man in the autocannons sights cried out, the word seemingly ripped from the depths of his soul. Shitshitshishit
All I had to do was flip a switch, and the autocannon, designed for easy remote-operation, did the rest. Rrrrip! it went, firing so rapidly that no individual explosion was detectable. First the leader dissolved in a sort of red mist, and then so did his companions. Rrrrip! And just that quickly and easily, Id wasted six furs, brother rabbits all.
-= 26 =-
If one was going to rumble, I decided as I made my slow, bloody way towards the doctors office, the best place to do it from was the drivers seat of a heavily-automated tank. I didnt have to kill nearly so many furs as I wouldve if the autocannon hadnt been such an impressive, showy weapon. I couldnt leave it on automatic all the time, because there were civilians all over the place. But whenever the Avengers formed a skirmish line and were stupid enough to try and stop me, I chilled one or two or five or twenty, and the rest fled in stark, raving terror. They were brave enough, the Avengers; they had to be, or else they could never have gotten into the family in the first place. But, fighting a faceless tank wasnt at all like looking someone in the eye while noodging their brains out or sinking a shiv into their guts. A few of the craziest, most whacked-out Avengers tried to swarm me at the corner of Tenth and Walnut, but the secondaries made short work of them. My biggest worry was that, while I could at least be careful of where my strays were going with the main gun, the secondaries squirted lead all over the place without my being able to do anything about it. I thought of the stroller-lady and shivered; surely, anyone whod spent more than a few days in the Zone would be street-smart enough to take cover with such a big rumble going on? I certainly hoped so.
Walnut Street was chaos even before I arrived; there were Avenger corpses hanging from every telephone pole, including, I was saddened to see, that of Doolie the greyhound, whod been such a good, fair-minded watchman. Like most of the others, there was a nail driven into his head. The street was chock-full of black-and-white clad Skullfuckers, swirling about everywhere and looting Joes Superama. From time to time bursts of stengun fire broke out for no apparent reason.
Sammy! I heard a familiar voice shout through the din. Sammy? Gade? Are you in that motherfucker?
I fumbled for the bullhorn switch, a task made all the more difficult by the fact that Fina had grabbed my right arm with all of her strength and wouldnt let go. She was absolutely terrified. But what could I do? Put her out into that madness? That you, Shiv? I asked, searching for and finally finding him with my main camera. This is Gade. I think maybe Stone tried to put a hit on Sammy.
Makes sense, Shiv agreed, easing up next to my vehicles left side. He was carrying not one but two stenguns, and was spattered in blood. They pulled a bunch of soldiers out of the treaty zone, so with a big fight coming on anyway we swarmed them and whipped their asses! He raised his arms and made vulgar Skullfucker finger-signs with both hands. Yee-hah! he roared. Fuckin wasted them all! I didnt think old Zoomo-pussy had the nads. But when his chance came
I nodded silently, putting two and two together. Most of the Avengers, then, were probably over at Doc Mosess place, making sure of Sammy and planning a counterattack. Wheres Zoomo? I demanded. I need to cut a deal with him. Right fuckin now!
Hes hurt, Shiv replied. Hurt bad, Gade. He smiled his false-fanged smile, looking not the least bit bereaved. I doubt hell make it through the night; he took a ricochet in the head, and now you can see his brains. We cant even get him through Avenger lines to see the doc. Terrible shame, huh? Not that itd do him much good anyway.
Are you the man, then? I demanded. If not, who is? Im tellin you, Ive gotta make a deal. Right now!
Shiv scowled in concentration. I reckon I am, he declared eventually. If not, I will be by dark. Theres a couple other ambitious types who need to be dealt with, but nothin I cant handle. In the meantime, the soldiers will go where I tell them to go and do what I tell them to do when they get there.
That was good enough for me. Sammy might still be alive, I explained. I want to get him out, if at all possible. Hes at the docs.
Shee-it! Shiv declared, rolling his eyes. Do you know how many motherfucking soldiers the Avengers set on him? He shook his head. I want a deal, Gade. Really, I do. But, hes a dead man.
Maybe, I agreed. Sammy never traveled without a few surprises in his coat, and the doctors office was fortified in ways that no gang-banger could possibly foresee. Or maybe not. If hes already gone, Shiv, I wont blame you. Well work something out, in that case. But for now I waggled the turret a little for emphasis. Theres Avengers that we both agree need wasting, and were just standing here fucking around.
Shivs grin widened, and his eyes sort of glowed. Fuckin A! he agreed. Friend, you have just struck yourself a bargain. The details can wait. He slapped the side of my vehicle. Besides, I want to see this ugly son of a bitch in action!
-= 27 =-
Shivs wish certainly came true. Hed hardly rallied his forces before the inevitable Avenger counterattack came roaring in; it was delivered with determination and in force, and I dont want to think about what mightve happened had the Skulls new leader not already been getting his troops back into hand. If the Avengers had caught the Skulls still rioting and milling around like idiots celebrating their earlier victory, the sudden blow wouldve swept the street bare.
My tank helped a lot too, of course. Fina still wouldnt let go of my right arm, and since the vehicle really needed a crew of two anyway I had a very hard time keeping up with the rapidly-changing situation. Once I even accidentally ran down a Skull who was trying to protect me from one of the many attempted close-assaults. He screamed, then Fina joined in perfect harmony as I rolled remorselessly on. But what else could I do? I hadnt killed the Skull on purpose; itd been an accident, pure and simple, caused by the fact that I could only do so many things at once.
By the time we turned onto Eleventh, where the doctors office was located, I was growing very worried indeed. Sammyd manufactured hundreds, even thousands of new soft-nose rounds for the autocannon; our lathe had been doing little else for days. But now I was going through the things like shit through a goose. There was only twenty percent remaining of my initial load-out on soft-noses by the time the office came into sight, despite my having been as economical with ammo as I thought was wise. I still had the specialty stuff on-board, true enough. But soft-nose was my bread-and-butter. If it ran dry, Id suddenly find myself armed solely with a slow-moving ram. Would twenty percent be enough? I could only hope.
We caught the Avengers besieging the building by surprise; apparently, they either werent expecting us so soon or perhaps not at all, after their savage counterattack. All of them had their backs to us, gaping open-mouthed at the clouds of ugly yellow-green gas pouring like smoke from the labs windows. I grinned as I swung wide around the corner, my near-silent electric motors not making enough noise to distract them from the colorful spectacle. It was chlorine gas; there were huge bottles of the stuff hidden all around our workshop. Apparently, Sammyd used it to secure Doc Mosess place of business, too. Hed taught me all about chlorine, and had explained that while there were more potent war-gasses, in this application the color was an essential part of the terror effect. In a real war, a little green shit in the air wouldnt scare anyone, Sammyd explained. But here in the Zone, where they dont understand nothin Then hed grinned like a savage, and Id smiled back with equal delight.
I wasnt smiling now, however, as I sat and watched a group of Avengers burst out of the buildings main door and then collapse onto the sidewalk, writhing and convulsing in agony as, all the while, more heavier-than-air chlorine fell out of the shattered windows and smothered them ever more effectively. It was ugly, brutal, obscene even worse than the spike-brained corpses the Skulls had left dangling all up and down Walnut. This was self-defense, I knew; Sammy hadnt started this fight. Hed been avoiding it for years, even. And, he was up against desperate odds. But still It was the blackest of black magic. Something I hoped that Id never, ever have to look upon again.
Just then there was a sort of roar behind me; while Id been surveying the office building, Shiv had taken more positive action. Hed massed his men into a single angry stengun- and noodge-brandishing body, and was leading them in an insane, courage-building chant. Fuck their skulls! Fuck their skulls! Fuck their skulls! My former classmate still didnt have nearly so many soldiers at hand as Stone did. But then, Stone didnt have a tank on his side. So I reckoned the odds were fairly even. I frowned, and decided it was time to begin my own part in the festivities.
Off to the buildings left, near what had once been a bus shelter but was now an improvised home for perhaps a dozen down-and-out pincushions, stood a group of Avengers waving their arms and shouting at each other. Leaders, I decided, trying to deal with the fact that Sammy had proven so unexpectedly difficult to kill. I offered them soft-nose, wide dispersion to help them settle their argument. Two managed to duck quickly enough, then scampered behind the shelter. I switched over to armor-piercing, and that was that.
Meanwhile, Shiv took my fire as a signal. Fuck em! he roared, bouncing up and down like a child, and with an ugly roar his black and white-clad soldiers surged forward, forming a sort of wedge with an enormous noodge-brandishing anthro-buffalo in the lead. Fuck their skulls! they continued to chant as they advanced in a sort of filthy, depraved stampede. Fuck their skulls!
Because Shivs gang stayed together, I was able to keep firing right up until the two sides slammed into each other with an audible impact. Stenguns ripped, improvised spears stabbed, bloody noodges rose and fell. All the while I did my best to seek out clear targets wherever I could, mostly little groups of Avenger latecomers and lookouts arriving to join the desperate party. The soft nose ran out pretty quick, so then I used up the non-penetrating fragmenting-bullet stuff to pick off window-perched Avengers armed with stenguns. They were pouring magazine after magazine into the main battle down below, probably wasting as many Avengers as they were Skulls in the process. Still, it seemed prudent to shut them down. Then, when a group that I thought was part of Stonecolds bodyguard came running down an alley, I hosed them down with the tear gas rounds. Tear gas projectiles were intended to be fired in front of a group that one wished to stop. But, because I was trying to do too many things at once, I slipped up. Absentmindedly, I targeted the burst directly on their bodies. The low-velocity, non-lethal rounds barely penetrated the skin, then burst and spewed forth their burning, caustic contents. The results were, well
No one else tried to come down that alley. Not after that.
Then I was out of ammo entirely, and helpless. For a minute or two I simply sat, stunned, as the battle swirled and raged around me. Then another chlorine-gas charge burst up in the docs office, and I knew what I had to do. Hang on! I ordered Fina, my voice low and gruff. Im gonna go get Sammy!
-= 28 =-
Where once the Skulls had attacked in a single, coherent mass, by now the fighting had broken down into what amounted to a free-for-all on an epic scale. Little knots of Skulls and Avengers cursed and whirled and fired at each other in reckless abandon. The pavement was littered with corpses and wounded. Meanwhile, up above, at least a dozen helo-bugs danced a complicated waltz, each striving to offer its norm master a ringside seat. My guess was that the footage would sell for millions. I tried not to run over too many bodies, either living or dead, as I edged my way towards the brawls epicenter, the space right in front of Docs front door. But I did have to crush some, so I just did my best to make sure they were Avengers.
Bullets were spanging off my armor like a hailstorm now; I tried to ignore them. Ive got to go in there, I explained to Fina. Ive just got to! No one else knows about chlorine gas.
No! she screamed, as the secondaries spoke again; apparently, someone who hadnt gotten the word yet had tried to climb aboard. Youre not leaving me here! You cant!
I pressed my lips together. There was, I had to admit, considerable justice in her position. With every passing minute, my idiot decision to involve Fina in this mess was looking dumber and dumber. If we got out of this, I swore, Id never look at a doe again. They made me stupid, it seemed. All right, I said finally. When we move, we move fast. There wont be time for questions.
Okay! she agreed.
That green stuff, I continued, is just a gas. Not magic, see? Just chemistry. Water neutralizes it. I took my shirt off and ripped it in half, then reached under the seat for the gallon jug I knew was there. So, well be fine, so long as we breathe through these. Except for the bullets and shivs and such, I didnt add.
Uh-huh, she agreed, rather shocking me by snatching the cloth out of my hands and soaking it down for me. Have you got a spare knife?
I blinked, then handed over my switchblade. You know how to use one?
Oh, please! she answered, rolling her eyes. I have three brothers.
My eyebrows rose, but I didnt comment further. There wasnt time. This used to be an earth-mover. Im going to use the blade to bash a hole in the wall, then before anyone figures out whats going on, well duck inside. Once were in, were going to go upstairs and find Sammy. The doc too, if we can. Then were gonna drag them out, load em into the tank, and head back home to wait out the storm. Anyone gets in our way, we waste them.
Right, she agreed, expertly folding my ruined shirt into two improvised gas masks. Apparently she felt better, now that there was something constructive for her to do. Maybe I shouldve tried to teach her the basics of serving as a gunner? In, make the grab, and out.
Good, I agreed, twisting the tanks speed control as far as it would go. Lets do it!
We hit the building much too hard; Id intended just to open a small hole, but miscalculated. Between the mass of the earth-mover itself, the added tons of welded-on armor, and the smaller but still non-negligible weight of the autocannon itself, the impact when we hit the blank area of wall Id chosen nearly proved fatal to the entire structure. Bricks came pouring down on us like rain, knocking out every last one of my cameras, and all the secondaries chattered away in a mad effort to ward off what they interpreted as a massive close assault until they either jammed up or ran out of ammo. I thought for a moment that we were buried alive. But the blade moved when I threw its lever, though very reluctantly. And, when it did, there was daylight beyond.
In an instant Fina and I had our wet rags on and were walking through a charnel house. Doc Mosess office was located on the second floor, and Id already figured that there mustve been close-quarters fighting because of the way Sammys phone call had been interrupted by a gunshot. But, Id never imagined
It was awful, well and truly awful. Whoeverd planned the hit couldnt have known about the gas-defenses. More likely, he hadnt even known what gas was. He had been aware, however, that the Wizard was the toughest, canniest, hardest-to-kill being in the entire Zone. So, as near as I could, hed compensated for the danger by packing the house with as many Avengers as he could before striking. The result was appalling. You could see where the gang-mates had fought and clawed and stabbed and shot each other, trying to get away from the sudden choking green cloud that had descended upon them from what mustve seemed like nowhere. The dead were plied three and four deep by the windows and doors, so that their bodies had kept anyone behind them from getting out. The rest, whod died from the chlorine
well, that was even worse.
Fina flopped enough bodies out of the way for us to get to the stairway, while I stood and covered her with my little pistol. Being intended only as a last-ditch weapon, it only held four rounds. Like an idiot, Id left my rifle back in the shop.
As near as I could tell, everything on the first floor was dead; even the flies. But chlorine sinks; things might be very different up above. Sammy! I cried out, pointing my weapon up the stairs and advancing cautiously behind it. You up there?
No one answered. Which was sensible enough, I supposed, since the biggest rumble thered ever been was still creating a deafening roar just outside the shattered panes. Most likely, no one could hear me.
So, I edged up a few more steps, almost to the top, Fina just behind me. Sammy?
I was all the way past the stairs and around the corner, contemplating the locked steel door of Doc Mosess office, before anyone replied. And then, the voice came from directly behind me.
Its no use, kid, Stonecold gurgled. Clearly, hed inhaled some gas. Drop the gun. Weve got you covered.
-= 29 =-
I complied, not needing to be told twice. The little gun, my constant companion since my thirteenth birthday, clattered uselessly to the ground.
Thats good, Stone said. There was a creaking sound, then a muffled groan of pain as the big Bengal tiger climbed to his feet. Real good. But youre a stupid fuck after all. Turn around.
I did, and my heart sank. There wasnt any we; just Stone, with a stengun. The rest of his bodyguard was lying dead in an untidy pile behind him. Even he was bleeding from a dozen wounds; it looked to me like hed been formally introduced to the twelve-gauge zip gun Sammy carried under his coat
which meant that Sammy was alive, I suddenly realized. Or, at least that hed survived the initial assault long enough to shoot back.
Stone grinned, exposing a newly-broken fang. This was a dangerous hit, he explained. Dangerous as fuck, in fact. If I hadnt led it myself, people wouldve gotten ideas. Then he raised his voice. Oh, Sammy boy! Youll never guess who just wandered in! Wanna make a deal for your boy-wonder?
My heart leapt with joy; he was still alive after all. But there was no answer. Gah! Stone complained, turning back towards me. I cant afford to leave him alive behind me. But He shook his head, then coughed violently before shouting even louder. Hey, Wizard!
Again, there was no answer.
What came next took me by surprise, though it really shouldnt have. There was a sort of explosion in my left shoulder, then I found myself rolling around on the floor, screaming. God, but being shot hurt! Sammy! Stone called out again. You want to come the fuck out now, you son of a bitch? Then there was another explosion, this time in my left calf. I got all day, asshole! He stepped forward as if to pound on the door
and then a long burst of stengun fire erupted from downstairs, striking home inches from Stones elbow.
Ill fuck your skull, asswipe! Shiv screamed. Apparently, the gas was thinning out down there. Gade, you all right?
Aaah! I cried out; it was all I could manage.
Shiv! Stone greeted his enemy. He pointed the stengun back at me. Let me guess. You need this little fuck alive, too. And on your side. Or else your whole worlds gonna fall apart.
Dont kill him, man! Shiv answered, stepping out where both Stone and I could see him. Dont fuckin do it! Or else I promise youll die slow. Were winnin, out in the street. And I keep my fuckin bargains!
Maybe you are winning out there, Stone answered. Or maybe not. I cant rightly tell. But I know one thing for fact, and thats that Im sure as fuck the boss in here! He started the swing the stengun back towards me. His face screwed up as if he were about to have another coughing fit
and just then, in a blur of motion, Fina danced in, hopped up high, and sunk my blade up to the hilt into Stonecolds neck!
Fuck! his lips said, though no sound emerged. Then his eyes sort of glazed over, and he looked back and forth between me and Shiv and Fina, clearly unable to decide who to shoot first. Finally he settled on Shiv, who was now rocketing up the stairs and screaming a single enraged, inarticulate battle-cry. The dying tiger squeezed the trigger
and Shiv fell backwards down the stairs, flopping end over end like so much breeze-blown laundry.
I tried to get up, but my arm wouldnt work and my leg wouldnt work and it was getting harder and harder every second to think. Now Stone was turning on Fina, and his gun was rising again. No! I tried to object, raising my good arm and feebly grabbing at Stones ankle. But somehow, no sound would come out. No!
The gun continued to rise, Finas face formed a mask of defiance and rage
and just then, the door to Doc Mosess office flew open. There a bloody, battered, parchment-skinned Sammy stood, with a stengun of his own. Unlike Stonecolds, his was already raised. He squeezed the trigger, emptying the whole clip into the tiger, practically cutting him in half.
Sammy! I croaked, smiling and extending my good hand towards him. Sammy! Thank god!
He looked down at me, smiled, tried to reply
then fell flat on his face and moved no more.
-= 30 =-
The fighting outside roared on and on, for what seemed like forever. Meanwhile Fina wailed and cried and tried to bandage me up as best she could. Its all right, I kept trying to tell her. Everythings going to be all right. Apparently, however, either I was slurring my words so badly that she couldnt understand me, or else maybe she figured I was talking nonsense. Imagine that! At any rate, the slug in my shoulder had penetrated deep, probably much deeper than Stone had intended. There was blood in my breath when I exhaled now, and just past Sammy I could see Doc Moses lying dead on his clinic floor. Without his help, I didnt have a chance. And, worst of all, Fina knew it, too. Finally, she gave up trying to plug the leaks and sat cradling my head in her lap.
G-g-get out of here, I stuttered. Im s-s-sorry
But my works didnt seem to have the desired effect. Instead of abandoning me, she hugged me again and wailed louder than ever. I was a fool! she shrieked. A fool to dream! There is no God, that our misery means so little! That were not even allowed to hope!
I sighed and looked away. Id hurt Fina and hurt her badly. Of all the things Id ever done, that was the one I regretted most. I I began again. I
Then something caught my eye. A helo-bug was floating just outside the broken office window. This one was painted olive-green, not police blue like all the rest Id ever seen. Sammyd given me a password, once. A name to say. And helo-bugs, like police-snakes, could hear an ant fart. Ra I stuttered. Ra
Oh! Fina wailed, covering my mouth. Save your strength, hon!
I shook my head angrily. Ra I tried again. But, the words just wouldnt come. It was too little, too late. The story of my entire life.
Then, in the distance I heard an angry thumping sound, one that rapidly grew until it seemed to fill the entire sky. Norms! an angry voice cried, out on the street. The norms are coming!
Fuck! an angry voice replied. Hundreds of them!
Theyre darkening the sky! a third added.
The sky was darkening, all right; it was fading to black, just like everything else. If the norms were coming, that was someone elses problem now. Not mine. I had no problems left at all. Except for one, of course. Id done Fina wrong, very wrong, and knew only one way to make it up to her.
I love you, I said with silent lips, just as the lights finally went the rest of the way out and heavy automatic weapons began spraying down the pavement outside.
-= 31 =-
I woke up lying in a white-sheeted bed, in the funniest-smelling room Id ever been in. It wouldve scared the shit out of me, except that it happened real slow, like. Over a period of hours, if not days. Id sort of halfway come around, not really knowing if I was dreaming or not, and then go right back under. A couple of times when I did that I thought I saw Fina standing there. When that happened Id scream and holler, because if she was there that meant shed been killed too, which was no ones fault but mine.
Eventually, however, I finally woke up for real. And, by that time, Id done enough of the half-awake nightmare stuff to know that this was a hospital, and that the tubes coming out of me were for drugs and shit. I blinked a couple of times, looked around me
and there was a norm right next to me, every bit as old as Sammy, sitting in a chair. Hello, Simeon, he greeted me. How do you feel?
Like shit, I muttered, trying to raise my head a little. When I did, though, my shoulder seemed to catch on fire. So, I just laid back, helpless. What do you care?
More than you might think, he answered. Then he smiled. If you need a nurse, Ill call one. They told me, though, that because youre so young and healthy, the repair-bots are working fast. And that, except for some pain, youd probably be clear headed when you came around.
I tried to shrug, failed, then expressed my contempt by looking away.
The norm sighed. This is very awkward, Simeon. Very awkward indeed. First, let me tell you how sincerely pleased I am that youre still with us. He shook his head. You probably dont believe me, but when I say the remote-image of you lying there in a pool of blood, alongside Doctor Kiel, well
Doc Moses, you mean, I corrected him.
No, he replied. I meant Doctor Samuel Kiel. One of the greatest revolutionary anthropologists who ever lived, in my somewhat-expert as well as somewhat-biased opinion. He smiled. By the way, your paper on the Industrial Revolution was remarkable for someone your age. Particularly the bit comparing the disturbances of 1848 to your own June Revolution. Ive received far worse from grad students. Though, Sammy was right, of course. You really arent supposed to use the word fuck in a formal paper.
I blinked. What is this shit? I demanded, trying to sit up again, but failing. And who the hell
Now, now! the norm objected, half-rising out of his chair before the pain forced me back down. Simeon! Please, dont get all excited. Its bad for the bots.
I laid my head back down, but maintained an angry glare. What the fuck? I demanded again.
The norm sighed. In your life, he said eventually, quite obviously, all has not been quite as it appeared.
No shit, Sherlock! I answered, scowling just as hard as I could. Are you the one that got my parents wasted, then?
The norm winced and looked away. No, he said eventually. That was Unforeseen. A failure. A calculated risk that went bad. Then he met my eyes again. One they both knew of, going in. My word of honor.
I looked away, but said nothing.
Sammy was proud of your paper, he continued. Thats why he sent it on to me. Proud parents often show off their kids papers, you see. And, proud college professors show off these same papers to other professors. Ive seen rather a lot of your work. He smiled again. Sammy and I have a lot in common, you see. Were colleagues in more than just a professional way. His smile faded. I presume he taught you about the Underground Railroad?
I knew that he didnt mean the tunnels under the shop. Yeah, I agreed eventually.
They did a lot of good work, before the Civil War. Freed a lot of slaves. He smiled. And, helped set things up for the Emancipation Proclamation.
I nodded, carefully due to the pain.
He and I and a few others, including your Mrs. Rudder, formed a similar group oh about thirty years ago, now. Of the same name, in fact. We didnt think slavery was a good thing, no matter if the slaves were animals or human or a mix thereof. He looked away. We also suspected that your kind was far more capable intellectually than youd been given credit for. Thats another reason Sammy was so proud of your paper.
I nodded again, but still said nothing.
Anyway We took it upon ourselves not to free youthat never works out!but rather to help you free yourselves.
Right, I agreed. And thats why you drowned us in stick. To make us free, that is. Made it so youd get rich off of the shit. While we died young and broke and ignorant.
The norms face colored. We had to develop alternate sources, he admitted. And, we were operating underground. Illegally, though there was a lot of public sympathy behind us. So, we had to work with what contacts we could make. He sighed. Things got out of control. A lot of good people died, and are still dying. Outside as well as Inside, I might add. He sighed. Its a good thing you ran from those first copters, Simeon. They were operated by the regular police. And, theyd have killed you if theyd caught you.
I blinked. For stealing an autocannon?
No, he explained. For working with us. And therefore, in the long run, threatening the existence of the illicit stick trade. Now that the Uprising is over, weve gone legitimate. Because enough people think we did the right thing back when it was illegal to stand up for you furs, we now hold a majority in the government. He grinned. It shouldnt surprise you that trying to clean up the mess we made of things in the Zones is just about number one on our agenda.
I I I I shook my head to clear it, and to hell with the pain. I mean, why dont you send in the cops, then? Occupy us, impose order at gunpoint, and all that shit?
Because its only a short-term solution, he explained. We could keep order for a few months at most. He frowned. Your kind hates us, Simeon. Hates us with such passion that sometimes I shudder to think about it. Occupying your lands would only intensify that hate. He shrugged. Besides, everything weve learned from the times when weve abused our own kind leads us to believe that the only real solution is for you to free yourselves. We can help you along in a limited way. But, youve got to find your own future.
I looked up at the ceiling. Why didnt Sammy ever leave the Zone? I asked after a time, though I already suspected the answer. And Mrs. Rudder? After my parents died, I mean. And their plans went to shit.
Several reasons, the man explained, after a moments thought. One was guilt. Sammy in particular shouldnt have stayed Inside so long, or so continually. He took insane risks, and eventually ruined his health. The man sighed. No one else couldve done it, Simeon. Not another man who ever lived. Then he turned to face me again. Mostly, he did it for you. He was your only stable parent.
I gulped, then felt my eyes begin to burn. Deep inside Id known the answer for many years now. But now, for the first time, Id heard it spoken aloud.
Theres a cynical way to look at it, of course. We desperately need someone like you, on more levels than you probably appreciate. You proved that your kind is as intelligent and as educable as we norms, given decent support. But, far more than that, youre also a bridge, a fur that understands how we norms look at the world, while at the same time being immersed in and a respected part of your own culture. He folded his arms. God knows youve had it hard. A dozen Railroaders a year have come to me, begging to have you pulled out of that miserable, filthy jungle you were raised in, often in the name of simple humanity. And perhaps we shouldve done exactly that. But we had to think of all the other furs, too. The ones for whom youre the best hope, in the long term, that weve ever had.
I closed my eyes. You used me. Sammy used me, too.
To a degree, the norm agreed. And, maybe, to our shame. But I felt his bulk leaning over me, and when I opened my eyes his features were hard and cold. My brother Sammy loves you like a son, Simeon. He lived in the jungle with you for year after endless year, without complaint, when he could just as easily have climbed right back into the ivory tower and resumed his place at the top of his field. Or, more likely, been elected to an important office. He lived his entire life in such a way as to give you the best possible understanding of what really makes the Zone tick and provide the most stable home he could manage, doing whatever he had to do to survive in the meantime. I dont know of anyone else in the world who couldve kept himself alive so long under such conditions.
Brother? I thought to myself. Sammy was this mans brother? Sure enough, now that Id been told I could see a definite resemblance. Youre my uncle? I demanded.
Half-uncle, he corrected me. Sammy and I share the same mother. Then he smiled and extended his hand. Im so pleased to finally meet you, Simeon. In way, however, I feel as if Ive know you for years from reading your papers and such.
My name is Ralph Emory, and Im in charge of the Underground Railroad project.
-= 32 =-
I had more family, all of a sudden, than Id ever dreamed. Though it didnt take the bots more than a day fix me up, while I was still in bed a whole parade of visitors came by to see me. Most of them I didnt know, of course. But Mrs. Rudder cried for almost an hour at my bedside, and once they let Fina in she wouldnt leave at all. The rest of the people were strangers, though they seemed to care about me a lot, Railroaders who Ralph told me I didnt have to let in. But I did anyway, because I sort of suspected that Sammyd want it that way.
By the fourth day I was on my feet again, and somehow feeling better than I had before I was shot! That was when I got to go see first Shiv, whod been medivacked right alongside me and was still in a coma, and then Sammy, who wasnt dead after all.
What? he roared when I sort of almost-cried and told him that Id thought he was gone. You ungrateful little shit! Do you think Im that easy to chill? The bots were doing good work on him too, it seemed. Though he was hooked up to a lot more hoses than Id ever been, his color was better than itd been in months, and the film was gone from his eyes. We sat together for hours, sometimes talking about the Great Rumble and sometimes just sitting in silence, glad to be together. Finally, after one of the long silences, I asked him the question thatd been bugging me for so long. Why? I finally demanded.
Whyd you have me steal the autocannon? I explained. I mean Look. I know now that the Railroads been propping you up for years. Helping you design gadgets, and shipping in parts through the tunnels.
He blushed. I designed a lot of it myself! he protested. And, there wasnt anyone to help me set it up. Or to teach you everything you know about making quality shit out of scrap parts, young man!
I smiled. Youre still the Wizard, at least in my book, I allowed. But Look. If you needed an autocannon, couldnt they have gotten you one? And still Whatd you need it for?
Sammys smile faded, and he eased his head back onto his pillow. Well I had you steal it for the same reasons I had you shoplift norm stores Outside and do other little jobs, Simeon.
Which was? I prompted.
In your culture, only criminals are respected. I wanted you to be a leader someday. And, the only way you can become one is to be a respected part of your culture. Besides, organizing a posse to commit crimes is great leadership experience. He grinned like a little boy. In fact, I cant imagine a better background for a politician, Inside or Outside. On the job training, sort of.
I snorted, then my expression sobered again. But why, Sammy? Why the cannon, when you had to know the shitstorm that itd unleash?
Sammys smile faded, and suddenly he looked old again. Then he turned towards the wall. The shitstorm was coming anyway, he explained. Theres been a fundamental power shift, one that you still dont know about. He shook his head slightly. Someone else was offering to sell Stone stenguns. We still dont know who, or what they were after.
My eyes narrowed. Then whyd he want to keep me?
Because youre cheaper, he explained. And, as Im sure you figured out, because eventually he could control you. Sammy sighed. Anyway, I designed the tank years back, and kept it half-made just in case I needed it in a hurry.
I shook my head, still not understanding. But
For you, he explained, turning back to face me. In case they took you hostage, as was looking more and more likely every day. He shook his head. Son I could always commit suicide if they took me; Ive been wired up for it since before you were born. But, to get you out of trouble, I needed mobile, heavy firepower. And, I couldnt exactly wait until the last minute to come up with it, now could I? He sighed, then shook his head. But, instead of them taking you, I got sick and became the weak link. Stone made his move on me. He shook his head again and grinned. And you, you young idiot, came to the rescue, instead of the other way around. He reached out to stroke my ears.
He was still hugging me up close to his bed when Fina arrived. Shed been very quiet the past couple days; even when Id tried to initiate conversations, shed not said much. Overwhelmed by her new surroundings, I supposed. She smiled politely at Sammy, then looked at me. Simeon? she said. Mr. Emory would like to see you in the conference room, if you feel up to it. Mrs. Rudder is with him. And so are a bunch of other norms. She looked a little scared. Theyre all wearing suits, too.
I smiled back, then wrapped my free arm around her. Id been doing that a lot of late; it felt natural, after wed been through so much together. Pleasant, too. I looked down at Sammy. Do you know anything about this?
Maybe, he replied. And maybe not. To be perfectly honest with you, theyre not telling me much anymore. Thats to avoid putting too much stress on my heart before it heals. He snorted. As if they knew what real stress was!
I smiled back; stress did indeed have an entirely different meaning, in the Zone. Then I squeezed Fina again. All right, then. Lets go see what they want.
-= 33 =-
Everyone stood as Fina and I entered the conference room, which I took to be a good sign. Sure enough, the only people I knew were Mrs. Rudder, standing straight and proud and dressed more expensively than Id ever seen before, and Mr. Emory, who was stationed at the head of the table. Welcome, both of you! he declared as we came in. Please! Be seated. Care for anything to drink?
Everything seemed friendly enough, though Fina gripped my hand so tightly it hurt. She didnt understand the norm world nearly as well as I did, I suddenly realized; despite her close association with Mrs. Rudder, she hadnt grown up with her the way I had with Sammy. Nor had she been required to read norm magazines and news-pages. She hadnt benefited from any of the thousand ways that Id absorbed norm culture with my breakfast greens, and as a result my girlfriend was nearly as terrified as shed been while riding in the tank. It was this way with all furs, I now understood. And this was why I was a bridge. Part of the hatred was rooted in fear, which in turn was partly rooted in extreme ignorance. That part, at least, Id overcome by virtue of my upbringing. So, I squeezed Finas hand as hard as she was squeezing mine, and smiled at her as reassuringly as I knew how. That seemed to help. At least a little. But still
Two of the people in the conference room werent wearing suits after all. They were wearing police uniforms, and they didnt look at all happy. I glared at them icily, smiled Shivs best smile, then looked away.
All right, then, Mr. Emory began, scowling. I wasnt sure if hed noticed the little interplay or not. Simeon and Fina, we have some serious issues to deal with here, some of which cant be put off much longer. He looked expectantly at Mrs. Rudder.
Simeon, dear, she began. Youve been through an awful lot. But Ralphs right. We dont have much time. She scowled. A day or so at most. If things go a certain way, that is.
I nodded, but said nothing.
First of all Ralph began, leafing through some papers, we have some legal issues to deal with. He scowled, then turned towards the police officers. Are you certain that charges cant be dropped? This is, after all, quite a remarkable case.
Absolutely not! the policewoman declared. Her uniform carried more gold braid than the other officers. The City Prosecutor laughed at me when I relayed your suggestion. Its more than my career is worth to come back without Bolivar in custody. She glared at me.
Hmm Ralph murmured, leafing through his papers again. Finally, he came up with one that was decorated by dozens of colorful seals and ribbons. How about, he suggested, you bring a copy of this back to her instead? He passed it over, and the cop-ladys eyes about bugged out of her head. The Railroad is nothing if not well connected.
But she stuttered. He hasnt even been tried yet!
I know, Ralph agreed, taking the document back. And, customarily, pardons arent issued until after a conviction. But He smiled. What the heck? Hes still a juvenile, legally speaking. Under these extraordinary circumstances, an exception can be made.
Hes a god-damned she began, then bit the words off. You havent heard the last of this!
Nor have either you or for that matter Judge Matthews, Emory assured the officers as they leapt to their feet and stomped towards the door. Tell me. Do you live in a house you cant possibly afford on your salary too? Just like the Judge does?
Fuck you! was her only reply. Unless one counted the slamming of a door.
And now, Emory continued, unperturbed, we can get down to the real business of this meeting. He looked at me. Simeon, as your teacher said, we have some urgent decisions to make. There isnt much time.
Why? I demanded. Sammyd always taught me never to rush an important decision without good reason.
Because, he explained, the longer we keep you two and Shiv out of the Zone, the harder its going to be to come up with a convincing way to get you back in. Suddenly, he looked old.
You dont have to go, a younger woman declared. Shed come to visit me earlier, and had even brought flowers. But, I didnt remember her name. All I knew was that she was some muckety-muck in the Railroad. There are dozens, more likely hundreds, of universities that would love to have you as a student, Simeon. That would offer you room, board A stipend, even. She smiled at Fina. And you too eventually, of course.
Suddenly, my hand felt like it was caught in a vise.
If you want to go to college, Simeon, Ralph agreed, meeting the young womans eyes, youre completely free to. You dont ever have to go back into the Zone except of your own free will.
But? I suggested.
But, Ralph agreed, smiling at my gentle gibe just as Sammy wouldve. There are other possibilities.
If you go back, Mrs. Rudder explained, youll pretty much take Sammys place in the greater scheme of things. Except that instead of just trying to walk the tightrope and play for time, like he did while you were growing up, we want you to take over.
Clean up the Zone, Ralph agreed. For the good of everyone. From within.
The only way it can be done, Mrs. Rudder agreed.
Youd have plenty of support, Sammys half-brother continued. A whole team, in fact, to help keep the gadgets going and stuff. We can sneak them in and out though the tunnels. Youd be surprised how much they can do to help out without ever leaving the privacy of your shop.
Youd have funding, too, another man I didnt know added. Damn near unlimited funding, in real-world terms. He leaned back in his chair, crossed his arms and shook his head. The simple truth is, Simeon, we dont have anything else nearly so promising going for us. The man shook his head. I thought Dr. Kiel was a lunatic, for trying to raise you in there. And perhaps even a child abuser as well. Now, I begin to understand his vision.
Youll make a good salary, Mrs. Rudder promised. And, well give you a panic button. So you can be evacuated on short notice if things go badly.
I looked around the room. You mean, you want me to Take over the Zone? And fix it?
The young woman leaned forward. You dont have to, Simeon. Some of us think its a terrible idea. She leaned back and crossed her legs.
Others of us, Mrs. Rudder declared, looking me directly in the eye, think youre a lot of furs best hope.
I looked up at the ceiling. Forgive me, I said. But let me put this plainly, in terms Im comfortable with. This has got to be the most fucked-up load of shit Ive ever heard in my life. I shook my head. Have you got any idea what youre asking for?
The young woman smiled, but said nothing.
First, no ones ever gonna trust me again, I explained. Because Ive been with you norms for almost a week, now.
How about if you were to escape from prison and sneak back in? Ralph suggested. That could quite easily be arranged. We could spread supportive rumors in promising places. Maybe you even, ah chilled a couple guards on the way out?
and then, theres the whole rumble-thing, I continued, ignoring Mr. Emory. I still dont know who won, even! If it was the Avengers, Id be dead before I took two steps.
The Avengers lost, Mrs. Rudder answered, her voice calm. Theyre all gone. Or almost all of them, at least. The Skulls are hunting down the survivors as we speak. Though not very effectively. Theres an internal power-struggle going on, so the efforts are poorly coordinated.
Thats cause Shivs here, on ice, I replied. He was all set up to become The Man, and everyone knew it.
He can come off of the ice, Ralph observed. Any time we like. He can escape with you, even.
Like hes gonna trust me, after this all this shit? I observed. You people really dont understand us, do you?
Maybe not, Mrs. Rudder replied. Though, Im reasonably certain that an answer to that little difficulty can be worked out, as well. She smiled.
And then theres the ignorance, and the filth, and hatred I continued. The stick, too. Most of all, the stick! Aint no one gonna clean up jackety-shit, so long as theres stick on the street and furs in need!
Ralph sighed. Youre right there, Simeon. Absolutely, dead-on correct. He sighed. But, were working on that, too.
Without my consciously willing it, my ears perked up. Really?
Emory smiled a wolfs smile. Really.
What would you say, Mrs. Rudder asked, if there was a new kind of stick on the street that people could buy for almost nothing?
One that cured the need and didnt have side effects, Ralph continued. But didnt make you high, either?
I looked away. People wouldnt buy it, I objected. They want the buzz!
Your friend Wiener would, a new voice interrupted. It was Fina, of all people.
How on earth I objected. I mean, you dont even know Wiener!
Sure I do, she countered. Hes my cousin. The one who told me that the best way for me to get to know you was by helping out at the school. She smiled. He looks up to you like Well, I dont know what. A god, maybe. And hes scared, Simeon. Really deep-down scared. He knows what the stuffs doing to him.
Its not ready yet, Mrs. Rudder explained. Were at least a couple years away. Maybe even longer, if the trials go badly. So, its not a sure thing.
The pharmacists say the problem is devilishly complex, one of the suited men added. We cant promise.
But we can try, Mr. Emory added. All anyone can do is try. And hope.
And pray, Mrs. Rudder added. And be ready to distribute, if and when.
I pressed my lips together, and though about all the evil shit Id ever seen that was ultimately traceable to stick and the stick trade. Then I thought of Romeo, Peckerhead, and poor little Weiner, hanging around outside the chinkshop, in need and not able to do a damn thing about it.
Did Weiner really admire me that much, I wondered? Damn! And he didnt have all that much time left
So, I said finally. How exactly is it that you think you can persuade Shiv to trust me? This, Im dying to hear
-= 34Two Months Later =-
all the way down Chestnut, Growly was explaining, gesturing with a bejeweled hand. We were sitting at what had become my usual table at The Warrens. Business is almost as good as before. And profits are actually better, since that bastard Stonecold isnt taking a cut anymore.
I nodded and smiled, then Shiv, taking his cue, did the same. You had to look close, or else it didnt show. But, as I nodded just the tiniest trace of tension erased itself from the big lions features. He hadnt had anything to do with the hit on Sammy, hed reassured me over and over again, once the dust was all settled. Hed been forced to cooperate with Stone and the Avengers, compelled against his will. And his sob story was so convincing that I might even have believed him. If
it hadnt been for the Outside gun-supply thing. The new source of guns thatd precipitated the Great Rumble. I couldnt be certain, of course. But Growly was already smuggling heaven-only-knew how much stick into the Zone; it made sense that hed be the one best-positioned and with the right contacts to bring in guns as well. And, near as I could recall, Growl hadnt looked to me like hed been under all that much compulsion at the time. But facts were facts, and business was business. The sad truth was that my fellow furs would blow the roof off of the Zone in less than a week without Growlys illegal pharmaceuticals; in fact, the resulting eruption would make the Uprising look like a tea party. So I needed him and his filthy product as much as he needed Shivs soldiers. For now, at least. And as much as Shiv, in turn, needed my stenguns. Eventually, with luck, Id be able to ease Growly out of the business by offering a much less destructive substitute, just as I was already slowing weapon deliveries to the Skulls. But it would all take time. Rome wasnt built in a day, and the Zone wasnt gonna get unfucked overnight, either. In the meantime, my hands were as filthy as everyone elses. Just as Sammys had been before me. There simply wasnt any other way.
Shiv was another story altogether. He loved being The Man of the Skulls, even while wearing the invisible leash and collar that the Underground Railroad people had padlocked onto him. There was a tracer in his chest now, or so hed been told; I wasnt sure if it was true or not. The Railroad was willing to push the limits, ethics-wise. But I didnt know if their balls were actually that brassy or not. Anyway, the truth of the thing was almost irrelevant, because betting that it was a lie was all downside for Shiv. Hed been told that he could be effortlessly located and his ticket canceled anywhere on the planet. If I caught a noodge or a stray slug or if any sort of evil accident whatever were to befall me, hed outlive me by minutes at most. Not that I figured hed ever put it to the test. Sometimes a near-death experience genuinely changes a man, and I believed that this was the case with Shiv. Not being stupid, he had to understand that the real reason he was getting less than a quarter of his old stengun allotment wasnt that I was really that crappy a machine operator. He knew that times were a-changin, and that hed be a lot better off on the winning side of the program. Shiv put a lot of personal time and effort into helping Mrs. Rudder find a new location for her school, a much-larger one that was clean and well lit and, if harder to defend, under a lot less threat these days. He was also borrowing books, my ex-teacher had informed me with glee, the same high-quality literary shit that hed so loved back when hed been my only rival as a Zone scholar. The Skullfuckers werent going to go legit overnight; only a fool could believe that. But, in a few months or years, could they perhaps come far enough to serve as a sort of temporary police-force to maintain order during free elections? Just maybe, I reckoned. If we cleaned up the drug-money first, that was. Which was being worked on, elsewhere, by greater minds. Until then, all I could do was prepare the ground, and hope.
And dance, of course. I could do that, too, pretty much anytime I wanted to nowadays. The band was just finishing its warmup when Growly rose, and I shook his disgusting, foul hand. Then Shiv grinned, and I nodded out towards the dance floor. Shall we, Jeffrey? I asked.
Lets hit it, Simeon! he agreed, smiling. His smile looked a lot better these days; the filed-off parts of his incisors hadnt quite grown all of the way out yet, and wouldnt for some time. But, thered been real progress. Look! he declared, pointing towards the entrance, where a whole gaggle of rabbits were arriving together. Here comes Fina, out of school early. He waved. Hi, Fina!
Hi, Jeffrey! she greeted him as she came bouncing up. Then it was my turn; I got a hug and kiss, instead of just a hello. I smiled and squeezed my best girl back. At the hospital, the night after the big meeting, wed talked long and hard about many things, reaching not just one decision regarding our futures, but many. One of them had been to try, at least for a little while, spending said futures together. So far itd worked out very well indeed. For both of us. Down in my workbench drawer was a pair of plain golden rings; Id made them myself, from scraps Sammyd saved and cherished over the years. It wasnt quite time yet. But, soon
And then the band was playing, the dancers were lining up, and The Warrens was hopping on yet another Saturday night, just one of an endless series of Saturday night dances that stretched as far back as anyone could remember and would go on as far into the future as anyone could imagine. But this was our Saturday, our moment, our place in the great ebb and flow of history. And we were living our lives, as we chose to live them.
For the first time ever, as we leapt and spun together, I began to know what it meant to be truly free.